Short Answer: A "selfie" was born to succeed! πΈπ€³
Explanation: A selfie is a photograph that you take of yourself, usually with a smartphone. It's a funny answer because in this digital age, selfies have become extremely popular and successful on social media platforms. People love to capture and share their best moments, making selfies the champions of self-expression and online fame. So, the birth of a selfie is indeed destined for success! ππ
Issack (Guest) on December 19, 2022
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 15, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
Nahida (Guest) on December 12, 2022
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 11, 2022
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 6, 2022
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 26, 2022
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 21, 2022
π Rolling on the floor!
Mtumwa (Guest) on November 20, 2022
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
Chum (Guest) on November 20, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 18, 2022
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
Nasra (Guest) on November 14, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
Maneno (Guest) on November 9, 2022
I always give 100% at workβ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... π π
Yusra (Guest) on October 24, 2022
π I need to save this one forever!
Fatuma (Guest) on October 19, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on October 4, 2022
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
Maulid (Guest) on September 29, 2022
If at first, you donβt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnβt for you. πͺβ
George Wanjala (Guest) on September 27, 2022
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Rubea (Guest) on September 16, 2022
My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
Nassor (Guest) on September 14, 2022
I donβt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iβm just glad itβs not a shot glass. π₯πΉ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 9, 2022
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 30, 2022
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 28, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 28, 2022
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 19, 2022
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 17, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! π
Rukia (Guest) on August 7, 2022
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
Mashaka (Guest) on July 27, 2022
π Added to my favorites!
Leila (Guest) on July 21, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
Baridi (Guest) on July 18, 2022
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
Shamsa (Guest) on July 16, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ππ€
Abdullah (Guest) on July 14, 2022
π I canβt stop laughing!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 11, 2022
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
Joy Wacera (Guest) on July 8, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 7, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πͺβ
Kiza (Guest) on July 7, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βοΈπ§΅
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 28, 2022
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 27, 2022
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π ποΈ
George Tenga (Guest) on June 25, 2022
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 10, 2022
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! π π§
Hekima (Guest) on June 8, 2022
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
Latifa (Guest) on May 31, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
George Wanjala (Guest) on May 31, 2022
π That punchline!
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 30, 2022
π So funny!
Sharifa (Guest) on May 25, 2022
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 23, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 21, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
David Nyerere (Guest) on May 12, 2022
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
Khatib (Guest) on May 6, 2022
π Gotta save this!
Kiza (Guest) on May 6, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. π€£π
Abubakari (Guest) on May 2, 2022
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 2, 2022
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
Kahina (Guest) on May 1, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
Chum (Guest) on May 1, 2022
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 1, 2022
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 26, 2022
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 25, 2022
π Canβt wait to share this!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 20, 2022
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 12, 2022
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 23, 2022
π€£ Sharing this with everyone!
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 22, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ