Maneno (Guest) on September 26, 2022

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 14, 2022

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 7, 2022

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 5, 2022

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 4, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Biashara (Guest) on September 2, 2022

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 27, 2022

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 27, 2022

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 27, 2022

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 26, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 8, 2022

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Victor Malima (Guest) on August 8, 2022

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Mchawi (Guest) on August 7, 2022

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Kheri (Guest) on August 3, 2022

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 31, 2022

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Farida (Guest) on July 7, 2022

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 5, 2022

😆 That punchline!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 20, 2022

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Issack (Guest) on June 19, 2022

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Binti (Guest) on June 18, 2022

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 18, 2022

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 11, 2022

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Sharifa (Guest) on June 1, 2022

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Sultan (Guest) on May 23, 2022

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 22, 2022

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 18, 2022

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 3, 2022

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 3, 2022

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 11, 2022

😁 Best laugh of the day!

George Mallya (Guest) on April 9, 2022

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 8, 2022

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 5, 2022

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Issack (Guest) on March 24, 2022

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 20, 2022

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 17, 2022

😂 Gotta save this!

Sekela (Guest) on March 3, 2022

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 3, 2022

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Amina (Guest) on February 13, 2022

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Muslima (Guest) on February 12, 2022

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 5, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Kiza (Guest) on January 23, 2022

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 13, 2022

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 9, 2022

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Nuru (Guest) on January 8, 2022

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Maneno (Guest) on January 8, 2022

🤣 This joke is too good!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 30, 2021

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 28, 2021

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Mwajabu (Guest) on December 25, 2021

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Leila (Guest) on December 24, 2021

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Mhina (Guest) on December 22, 2021

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Khalifa (Guest) on December 19, 2021

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 16, 2021

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 14, 2021

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Mwanais (Guest) on December 12, 2021

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 11, 2021

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 1, 2021

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Amir (Guest) on November 28, 2021

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 26, 2021

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 22, 2021

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 18, 2021

😆 Can’t stop laughing!