George Mallya (Guest) on September 19, 2022

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Mchuma (Guest) on September 16, 2022

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 11, 2022

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 28, 2022

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 26, 2022

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Issa (Guest) on August 22, 2022

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 13, 2022

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 31, 2022

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Binti (Guest) on July 30, 2022

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Majid (Guest) on July 13, 2022

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 2, 2022

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 16, 2022

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Zuhura (Guest) on June 14, 2022

😆 This one really got me!

David Musyoka (Guest) on June 8, 2022

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Khamis (Guest) on June 7, 2022

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Robert Okello (Guest) on June 5, 2022

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 4, 2022

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Chiku (Guest) on May 28, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 13, 2022

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Mjaka (Guest) on May 7, 2022

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 3, 2022

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 30, 2022

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

John Malisa (Guest) on April 24, 2022

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

James Kimani (Guest) on April 21, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 20, 2022

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 10, 2022

😂 Sharing right away!

Zainab (Guest) on April 8, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Issack (Guest) on April 6, 2022

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Shabani (Guest) on March 31, 2022

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Salima (Guest) on March 28, 2022

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Furaha (Guest) on March 22, 2022

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 20, 2022

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Mchawi (Guest) on March 18, 2022

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on March 3, 2022

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on February 24, 2022

😄 You got me good!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on February 16, 2022

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Fadhila (Guest) on February 16, 2022

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Nuru (Guest) on February 3, 2022

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 2, 2022

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Mwanajuma (Guest) on February 1, 2022

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

John Kamande (Guest) on January 30, 2022

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Habiba (Guest) on January 27, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Ann Awino (Guest) on January 24, 2022

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 21, 2022

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Sultan (Guest) on January 21, 2022

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 15, 2022

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Fikiri (Guest) on January 5, 2022

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Raha (Guest) on January 4, 2022

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 1, 2022

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 29, 2021

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Husna (Guest) on December 27, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 24, 2021

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 18, 2021

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 27, 2021

😃 Instant mood boost!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 15, 2021

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Nassar (Guest) on November 10, 2021

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 5, 2021

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Khamis (Guest) on November 4, 2021

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

David Musyoka (Guest) on November 2, 2021

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on October 25, 2021

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓