Short Answer: Use a megaphone and a time machine! ๐ฃ๐ฆโฐ
Explanation: The best way to talk to a T-Rex is by using a megaphone to amplify your voice, so they can hear you over their loud roars! And since T-Rexes lived millions of years ago, you'll need a time machine to travel back in time and find one to have a conversation with. Just remember, be careful not to become their afternoon snack! ๐๐ด๐
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Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
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Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐