Answer: They go to the Dead Sea! ๐๐ป
Explanation: Ghosts, being supernatural beings, are often associated with the afterlife. The Dead Sea is a fitting destination for them because of its name and reputation for having such a high salt content that nothing can live in its waters. The play on words between "Dead" and "ghosts" adds a humorous twist to the riddle. The use of the ghost emoji further emphasizes the lighthearted and playful nature of the answer.
Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 2, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 29, 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Amani (Guest) on November 22, 2022
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Rahma (Guest) on November 17, 2022
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 16, 2022
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Fadhili (Guest) on October 26, 2022
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Khadija (Guest) on October 24, 2022
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Nahida (Guest) on October 20, 2022
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
David Nyerere (Guest) on October 12, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Nashon (Guest) on October 10, 2022
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 7, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 27, 2022
๐ Instant mood boost!
Mary Mrope (Guest) on September 24, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 23, 2022
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 21, 2022
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Sumaya (Guest) on September 18, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 6, 2022
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 6, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Zakaria (Guest) on September 3, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Frank Macha (Guest) on August 29, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 24, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 24, 2022
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
George Tenga (Guest) on August 22, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Nyota (Guest) on August 17, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 2, 2022
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Mwachumu (Guest) on July 11, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Yusuf (Guest) on June 26, 2022
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 16, 2022
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Mwinyi (Guest) on June 15, 2022
๐ I needed that laugh!
Mhina (Guest) on June 12, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 6, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on June 2, 2022
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 26, 2022
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 10, 2022
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Saidi (Guest) on May 4, 2022
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 29, 2022
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 29, 2022
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on April 24, 2022
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Salima (Guest) on April 18, 2022
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Issa (Guest) on April 2, 2022
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 14, 2022
๐ Sharing right away!
Umi (Guest) on March 11, 2022
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 11, 2022
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 9, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 7, 2022
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 15, 2022
๐ Totally hilarious!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on February 11, 2022
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Mzee (Guest) on January 30, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Nashon (Guest) on January 25, 2022
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 23, 2022
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Zainab (Guest) on January 22, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 11, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Shamim (Guest) on January 5, 2022
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Ahmed (Guest) on January 3, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Sofia (Guest) on December 31, 2021
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Hamida (Guest) on December 23, 2021
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Wande (Guest) on December 18, 2021
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on December 16, 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 14, 2021
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Sarafina (Guest) on December 12, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด