Why did the skeleton cross the road?

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 23, 2022

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 14, 2022

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 5, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Nchi (Guest) on November 30, 2022

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Rahim (Guest) on November 26, 2022

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 15, 2022

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 29, 2022

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 29, 2022

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 27, 2022

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

John Kamande (Guest) on October 23, 2022

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 21, 2022

😄 You got me!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 19, 2022

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 12, 2022

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 10, 2022

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

David Kawawa (Guest) on September 26, 2022

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Mwafirika (Guest) on September 25, 2022

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 22, 2022

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Sarafina (Guest) on September 20, 2022

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Mwafirika (Guest) on September 13, 2022

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 2, 2022

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 1, 2022

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

James Malima (Guest) on August 31, 2022

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Abdullah (Guest) on August 28, 2022

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 26, 2022

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 26, 2022

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 18, 2022

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Farida (Guest) on August 15, 2022

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Tabu (Guest) on August 15, 2022

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

John Malisa (Guest) on August 10, 2022

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 1, 2022

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 30, 2022

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Rukia (Guest) on July 29, 2022

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Hamida (Guest) on July 26, 2022

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Jabir (Guest) on July 25, 2022

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 21, 2022

🤣 This joke is too good!

Mchuma (Guest) on July 11, 2022

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Halima (Guest) on July 6, 2022

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 1, 2022

🤣 This one’s fire!

Safiya (Guest) on June 29, 2022

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Mashaka (Guest) on June 19, 2022

😄 You got me good!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 18, 2022

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 10, 2022

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

James Malima (Guest) on June 2, 2022

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 31, 2022

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

George Ndungu (Guest) on May 30, 2022

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 30, 2022

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Salma (Guest) on May 29, 2022

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Omar (Guest) on May 27, 2022

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Furaha (Guest) on May 13, 2022

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 11, 2022

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Nassor (Guest) on May 10, 2022

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 8, 2022

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 6, 2022

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 25, 2022

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 22, 2022

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

John Mwangi (Guest) on April 16, 2022

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

John Malisa (Guest) on April 7, 2022

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 2, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 26, 2022

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Sumaya (Guest) on February 25, 2022

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!