Why was the clown crying?

Anna Malela (Guest) on December 7, 2022

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 4, 2022

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Mzee (Guest) on November 28, 2022

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 27, 2022

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on November 18, 2022

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 11, 2022

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Irene Makena (Guest) on November 10, 2022

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 10, 2022

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 8, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 3, 2022

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 3, 2022

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 2, 2022

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Rukia (Guest) on October 26, 2022

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

David Ochieng (Guest) on October 22, 2022

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Kahina (Guest) on October 15, 2022

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on October 9, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 5, 2022

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Tambwe (Guest) on October 5, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 25, 2022

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 19, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Khamis (Guest) on September 14, 2022

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 13, 2022

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Nchi (Guest) on August 24, 2022

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Muslima (Guest) on August 24, 2022

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on August 22, 2022

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Mwajuma (Guest) on August 21, 2022

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Chiku (Guest) on August 14, 2022

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 13, 2022

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 12, 2022

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Zulekha (Guest) on August 7, 2022

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Shamim (Guest) on August 5, 2022

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 27, 2022

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

David Sokoine (Guest) on July 25, 2022

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Binti (Guest) on July 15, 2022

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 11, 2022

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 11, 2022

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Rahim (Guest) on July 2, 2022

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 26, 2022

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Fikiri (Guest) on June 21, 2022

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 19, 2022

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Jabir (Guest) on June 18, 2022

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 4, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 30, 2022

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Zuhura (Guest) on May 26, 2022

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Halimah (Guest) on May 26, 2022

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 24, 2022

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Shukuru (Guest) on May 20, 2022

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 19, 2022

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 28, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Mwalimu (Guest) on April 26, 2022

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 25, 2022

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Sarafina (Guest) on April 16, 2022

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 16, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Bakari (Guest) on April 15, 2022

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Nuru (Guest) on April 9, 2022

😅 I needed that laugh!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on March 23, 2022

😆 Saving this one!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 20, 2022

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 12, 2022

😆 Still cracking up!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 8, 2022

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 7, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!