Short Answer: Because they were "boo"sy doing ghostly things! 👻
Explanation: The ghost couldn't see his parents because they were so busy being spooky and doing ghostly activities. They were probably busy scaring people or floating through walls, leaving the poor little ghost all alone. But hey, at least they were having a hauntingly good time! 😄👻
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 29, 2022
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Mgeni (Guest) on September 25, 2022
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Fadhila (Guest) on September 21, 2022
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Chiku (Guest) on September 21, 2022
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Mchuma (Guest) on September 10, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Salma (Guest) on September 4, 2022
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Faiza (Guest) on September 2, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Hashim (Guest) on August 31, 2022
😂 I’m saving this one!
John Mwangi (Guest) on August 30, 2022
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Zubeida (Guest) on August 21, 2022
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 14, 2022
😅 I needed that!
Saidi (Guest) on August 12, 2022
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Mwakisu (Guest) on August 9, 2022
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 6, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 3, 2022
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 3, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Juma (Guest) on August 1, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Mwanais (Guest) on July 31, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 30, 2022
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 25, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Nyota (Guest) on July 24, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 18, 2022
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 16, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 21, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 14, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 12, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Irene Makena (Guest) on June 10, 2022
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
John Lissu (Guest) on May 18, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 5, 2022
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 28, 2022
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 21, 2022
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
John Mushi (Guest) on April 10, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Nassar (Guest) on April 9, 2022
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 3, 2022
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 17, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 2, 2022
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Mzee (Guest) on February 26, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 22, 2022
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Halima (Guest) on February 22, 2022
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 13, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Mhina (Guest) on February 13, 2022
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Daniel Obura (Guest) on February 4, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 1, 2022
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Nasra (Guest) on January 21, 2022
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Nchi (Guest) on January 8, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Makame (Guest) on December 31, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Nahida (Guest) on December 26, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 26, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 20, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 20, 2021
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Sofia (Guest) on December 18, 2021
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
James Malima (Guest) on November 27, 2021
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Mwinyi (Guest) on November 14, 2021
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 12, 2021
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on November 6, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Sharifa (Guest) on November 4, 2021
😆 This one really got me!
Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 31, 2021
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
James Mduma (Guest) on October 31, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 24, 2021
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Kheri (Guest) on October 20, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯