*Hadith ya Shemdoe na Mwalimu wa English:*
*Teacher:* `Who is a pharmacist?`
*Shemdoe:* ππΏ _(raised up his hand.)_
*Teacher:* `So itβs only Shemdoe that can tell who a pharmacist is in this class? Thus, no body else to answer the question except Shemdoe?`
_(There was no reply from the students)_
*Teacher:* `Ok. now Shemdoe, chukua hii fimbo, charaza vilaza hawa wote kila mmoja viboko 3.`
*Shemdoe* _(akiwa amevimba kichwa, akawatwanga viboko vitatu vitatu vya kushiba darasa nzima)_
*Teacher:* `Now, my dear Shemdoe tell this dumb students, who a pharmacist is�`
*Shemdoe:* `Yes, sir. a Pharmacist is a farmer who assists people.`
_*Shemdoe sasa hivi amelazwa MOI kwa wataalam wa mifupa*_πππ
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