How do you catch an unusual rabbit?

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 25, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Michael Mboya (Guest) on November 8, 2021

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 29, 2021

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Nahida (Guest) on October 28, 2021

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 26, 2021

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 24, 2021

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Kiza (Guest) on October 21, 2021

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Kassim (Guest) on October 15, 2021

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Chiku (Guest) on October 6, 2021

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

George Wanjala (Guest) on October 6, 2021

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Farida (Guest) on October 5, 2021

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Arifa (Guest) on September 22, 2021

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Jabir (Guest) on September 13, 2021

😁 Added to my favorites!

Salma (Guest) on September 10, 2021

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 10, 2021

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Bakari (Guest) on September 7, 2021

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Halimah (Guest) on August 22, 2021

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 20, 2021

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Tabu (Guest) on August 17, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Abdillah (Guest) on August 9, 2021

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 7, 2021

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Yahya (Guest) on August 7, 2021

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 1, 2021

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Mwajabu (Guest) on July 24, 2021

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 23, 2021

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 20, 2021

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 13, 2021

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 11, 2021

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Sofia (Guest) on July 9, 2021

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Arifa (Guest) on July 4, 2021

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Nassor (Guest) on July 3, 2021

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Abdillah (Guest) on July 2, 2021

😅 I needed that!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 1, 2021

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Salum (Guest) on June 18, 2021

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on June 16, 2021

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Josephine (Guest) on June 10, 2021

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 5, 2021

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 5, 2021

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 31, 2021

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 23, 2021

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Makame (Guest) on May 22, 2021

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Jane Muthui (Guest) on May 22, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Mgeni (Guest) on May 15, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 13, 2021

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 8, 2021

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Maida (Guest) on April 25, 2021

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 22, 2021

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 10, 2021

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 4, 2021

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Sumaya (Guest) on April 1, 2021

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Farida (Guest) on March 20, 2021

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Jaffar (Guest) on March 11, 2021

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Kijakazi (Guest) on March 11, 2021

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Rehema (Guest) on March 5, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 10, 2021

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Abubakar (Guest) on February 1, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 31, 2021

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 23, 2021

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 17, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Mzee (Guest) on December 25, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅