Short Answer: "Hay there, long face! Ready to hoof it?"
Explanation: The farmer's greeting to the horse plays on the word "hay," which sounds similar to "hey." The phrase "long face" is a pun referencing the horse's literal long face, but also implies that the horse might be feeling a bit down. The farmer's question about being ready to "hoof it" adds a playful tone, as it means being prepared to walk or run. The use of the 😄 emoji emphasizes the cheerful and lighthearted nature of the interaction.
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😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 25, 2021
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 12, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Halimah (Guest) on July 9, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 28, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 26, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 23, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Sarafina (Guest) on May 20, 2021
😃 Instant mood boost!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 13, 2021
😂 I’m saving this one!
Ramadhan (Guest) on May 13, 2021
😄 You got me!
Samuel Were (Guest) on May 11, 2021
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Nassar (Guest) on April 5, 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 31, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Jane Muthui (Guest) on March 26, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 17, 2021
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 15, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 7, 2021
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 27, 2021
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 24, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Kazija (Guest) on February 23, 2021
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Kahina (Guest) on February 23, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Masika (Guest) on February 19, 2021
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Latifa (Guest) on January 31, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Hashim (Guest) on January 18, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 15, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Grace Minja (Guest) on January 12, 2021
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Kazija (Guest) on December 18, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 13, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on December 12, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 12, 2020
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Abdillah (Guest) on November 24, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on November 17, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 14, 2020
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Mustafa (Guest) on November 5, 2020
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Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 31, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 28, 2020
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Kiza (Guest) on October 26, 2020
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 19, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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