Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐
Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! ๐๐
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๐ Iโm dying!
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๐ Too good!
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Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
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Abubakari (Guest) on September 28, 2021
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Aziza (Guest) on September 23, 2021
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Omar (Guest) on September 22, 2021
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
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I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Rahim (Guest) on September 1, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
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I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
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๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
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If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
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Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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Nasra (Guest) on July 3, 2021
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Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 30, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
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I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
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If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
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What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
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Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
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I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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๐คฃ Sending this now!
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This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
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This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
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Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐