What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 24, 2021

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 22, 2021

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 16, 2021

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Shamsa (Guest) on December 7, 2021

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

James Kimani (Guest) on December 5, 2021

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Omari (Guest) on December 2, 2021

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Yahya (Guest) on December 2, 2021

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 29, 2021

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Kijakazi (Guest) on November 29, 2021

😆 This one really got me!

Rukia (Guest) on November 27, 2021

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 21, 2021

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 19, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 10, 2021

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 20, 2021

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 18, 2021

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Shabani (Guest) on October 18, 2021

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

George Ndungu (Guest) on October 15, 2021

😂 I’m dying!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 15, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

John Mushi (Guest) on October 14, 2021

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Rukia (Guest) on October 3, 2021

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Tambwe (Guest) on September 28, 2021

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 23, 2021

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Habiba (Guest) on September 22, 2021

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

George Ndungu (Guest) on September 21, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 19, 2021

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

James Malima (Guest) on September 17, 2021

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 15, 2021

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 7, 2021

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 31, 2021

🤣 This one’s fire!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 20, 2021

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 15, 2021

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 11, 2021

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Safiya (Guest) on August 10, 2021

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Irene Makena (Guest) on August 3, 2021

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 29, 2021

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 21, 2021

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Shani (Guest) on July 20, 2021

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mustafa (Guest) on July 14, 2021

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 11, 2021

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Masika (Guest) on July 3, 2021

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 19, 2021

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 18, 2021

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 17, 2021

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Ali (Guest) on June 10, 2021

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 9, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 6, 2021

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 1, 2021

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 22, 2021

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 18, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 16, 2021

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Baraka (Guest) on May 11, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 9, 2021

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Frank Macha (Guest) on April 11, 2021

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Jamila (Guest) on March 28, 2021

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Zakia (Guest) on March 26, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Shamim (Guest) on March 9, 2021

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Habiba (Guest) on February 27, 2021

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on February 12, 2021

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Mchuma (Guest) on February 8, 2021

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Khamis (Guest) on January 25, 2021

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆