Short answer: He got twelve months!
Explanation: Well, you see, when the man stole the calendar from the store, he thought he was just getting a free calendar. Little did he know, calendars have a way of keeping track of time. So, instead of escaping with his loot, he ended up with twelve whole months of his life! Talk about a hilarious twist of fate! 🤣📆
Zubeida (Guest) on December 26, 2021
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 21, 2021
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 17, 2021
😂 So funny!
Tambwe (Guest) on December 9, 2021
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 8, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Martin Otieno (Guest) on November 27, 2021
😂 This joke just made my day!
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 23, 2021
🤣 This one got me good!
Zubeida (Guest) on November 13, 2021
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 12, 2021
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 1, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Mwajuma (Guest) on October 27, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
David Musyoka (Guest) on October 19, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 20, 2021
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Jane Malecela (Guest) on September 12, 2021
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 9, 2021
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Makame (Guest) on August 24, 2021
😄 What a joke!
Daudi (Guest) on August 24, 2021
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Hekima (Guest) on August 24, 2021
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Juma (Guest) on August 23, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 22, 2021
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 21, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 15, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Salum (Guest) on August 14, 2021
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 5, 2021
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Rabia (Guest) on July 15, 2021
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Hashim (Guest) on July 14, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Yahya (Guest) on July 10, 2021
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 9, 2021
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 6, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Yahya (Guest) on July 1, 2021
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 23, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 15, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Daudi (Guest) on June 11, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Amir (Guest) on June 7, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 3, 2021
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 20, 2021
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Rabia (Guest) on May 14, 2021
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Nchi (Guest) on May 14, 2021
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 9, 2021
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Habiba (Guest) on May 9, 2021
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Masika (Guest) on May 6, 2021
😆 Still cracking up!
Fadhila (Guest) on May 3, 2021
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
James Kimani (Guest) on May 1, 2021
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Sekela (Guest) on April 29, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
John Mwangi (Guest) on April 27, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Muslima (Guest) on April 14, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 14, 2021
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Shukuru (Guest) on April 13, 2021
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Issa (Guest) on April 9, 2021
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 9, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Abdullah (Guest) on April 8, 2021
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 1, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 30, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Fatuma (Guest) on March 29, 2021
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 22, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Jaffar (Guest) on March 21, 2021
😄 Perfect joke!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 17, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 15, 2021
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 9, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
David Ochieng (Guest) on March 7, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁