Short Answer: A soccer team of spiders! ๐ท๏ธโฝ๏ธ
Explanation: The riddle asks what has 18 legs and catches flies, so the humorous answer suggests a soccer team made up of spiders. Spiders are known for having eight legs each, so if we imagine a whole team of them playing soccer, they would have a combined total of 18 legs. And since spiders are great at catching flies, it adds a playful twist to the riddle. The emoji of a spider and a soccer ball further enhances the humor and adds a cheerful touch to the response.
Nassar (Guest) on December 27, 2021
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Maulid (Guest) on December 25, 2021
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Mwinyi (Guest) on December 10, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Rahma (Guest) on December 4, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Rehema (Guest) on December 2, 2021
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 1, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 29, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Salima (Guest) on November 26, 2021
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 24, 2021
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Kheri (Guest) on November 24, 2021
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Zulekha (Guest) on November 22, 2021
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Rashid (Guest) on November 5, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Zubeida (Guest) on November 4, 2021
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on October 24, 2021
๐ So funny!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 23, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 16, 2021
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Nassar (Guest) on October 9, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Frank Macha (Guest) on October 3, 2021
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 26, 2021
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Rahma (Guest) on September 23, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 21, 2021
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Mwinyi (Guest) on September 20, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Hekima (Guest) on September 20, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Athumani (Guest) on September 11, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
James Kimani (Guest) on September 10, 2021
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on September 8, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 29, 2021
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 19, 2021
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Muslima (Guest) on July 31, 2021
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Mariam (Guest) on July 27, 2021
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 27, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 24, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Sarafina (Guest) on July 19, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Kassim (Guest) on July 18, 2021
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Anna Malela (Guest) on July 14, 2021
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Issack (Guest) on June 30, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 16, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 15, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Chiku (Guest) on June 9, 2021
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 3, 2021
๐ Perfect joke!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 28, 2021
๐ That punchline!
Arifa (Guest) on May 26, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 24, 2021
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 23, 2021
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Abdillah (Guest) on May 7, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 4, 2021
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 3, 2021
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Kijakazi (Guest) on May 2, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Saidi (Guest) on April 17, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 30, 2021
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 29, 2021
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 22, 2021
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
David Kawawa (Guest) on March 21, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 18, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Khadija (Guest) on February 25, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Biashara (Guest) on February 16, 2021
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 14, 2021
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 4, 2021
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 25, 2021
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 14, 2021
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐