What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? A nervous wreck! 🙈
Explanation: This answer plays with the phrase "nervous wreck," which typically means someone who is extremely anxious or worried. By adding a touch of wordplay, we imagine a literal shipwreck at the bottom of the ocean that is feeling nervous. Using the emoji 🙈 adds a fun and lighthearted touch, as if the nervous wreck is hiding from its worries. Overall, the answer combines humor, imagination, and a pun to create a cheerful and creative response.
Saidi (Guest) on June 25, 2021
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 14, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
James Mduma (Guest) on June 12, 2021
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Khamis (Guest) on June 12, 2021
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Abdillah (Guest) on June 6, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 30, 2021
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Ahmed (Guest) on May 30, 2021
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 29, 2021
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Azima (Guest) on May 29, 2021
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Tabu (Guest) on May 24, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 8, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 6, 2021
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Asha (Guest) on May 5, 2021
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 24, 2021
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Maimuna (Guest) on April 23, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Wande (Guest) on April 23, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Mwajuma (Guest) on April 21, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 11, 2021
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Azima (Guest) on April 10, 2021
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 10, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Mwinyi (Guest) on April 6, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 2, 2021
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Bahati (Guest) on March 31, 2021
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Halima (Guest) on March 28, 2021
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Fikiri (Guest) on March 19, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 10, 2021
😁 Added to my favorites!
Amir (Guest) on February 9, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 8, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Raha (Guest) on January 31, 2021
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 26, 2021
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Biashara (Guest) on January 18, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Maida (Guest) on January 17, 2021
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 17, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 16, 2021
😆 That punchline was epic!
Rahim (Guest) on January 15, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Rabia (Guest) on January 15, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 13, 2021
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 6, 2021
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 6, 2021
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 2, 2021
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 1, 2021
😆 Saving this one!
Irene Makena (Guest) on December 24, 2020
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Zainab (Guest) on December 22, 2020
😁 This made my day!
Omari (Guest) on December 5, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 3, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 30, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Nassar (Guest) on November 23, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 21, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 20, 2020
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 19, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 4, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 2, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Khatib (Guest) on November 1, 2020
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 30, 2020
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 29, 2020
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 25, 2020
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Rukia (Guest) on October 24, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 24, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 18, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 16, 2020
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️