A bat's favorite pastime? Hanging out! 🦇😄
Explanation: Bats are known for their unique ability to hang upside down, so their favorite pastime would naturally involve hanging around. The pun on "hanging out" adds a humorous twist, making the answer funny and light-hearted. The bat emoji further emphasizes the playful nature of the response.
Khamis (Guest) on October 22, 2021
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 17, 2021
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Rukia (Guest) on October 9, 2021
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Habiba (Guest) on October 9, 2021
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 6, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Biashara (Guest) on September 28, 2021
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 22, 2021
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
George Tenga (Guest) on September 14, 2021
😂 I’m dying!
Issa (Guest) on September 9, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 7, 2021
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 22, 2021
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 15, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Mwinyi (Guest) on August 15, 2021
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Biashara (Guest) on August 11, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Omari (Guest) on August 10, 2021
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Raha (Guest) on August 9, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 4, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 3, 2021
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Chiku (Guest) on July 13, 2021
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Daudi (Guest) on July 7, 2021
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 5, 2021
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 29, 2021
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Rashid (Guest) on June 28, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Mtumwa (Guest) on June 23, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 21, 2021
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Mjaka (Guest) on June 11, 2021
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 9, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 6, 2021
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Kijakazi (Guest) on May 18, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Kiza (Guest) on May 18, 2021
😅 I’m still cracking up!
John Mushi (Guest) on May 16, 2021
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 14, 2021
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Mwafirika (Guest) on April 30, 2021
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 18, 2021
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
James Malima (Guest) on April 18, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Hawa (Guest) on April 8, 2021
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Rehema (Guest) on April 6, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Kazija (Guest) on March 17, 2021
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 17, 2021
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Khamis (Guest) on March 15, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Salma (Guest) on March 7, 2021
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 4, 2021
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 12, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Mtumwa (Guest) on January 24, 2021
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
James Kawawa (Guest) on January 23, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 18, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Samuel Were (Guest) on January 15, 2021
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Mwalimu (Guest) on December 30, 2020
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 27, 2020
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Kahina (Guest) on December 8, 2020
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 2, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 29, 2020
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Bakari (Guest) on November 25, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Selemani (Guest) on November 24, 2020
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
James Malima (Guest) on November 17, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 14, 2020
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Ibrahim (Guest) on November 10, 2020
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Shukuru (Guest) on November 8, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Daudi (Guest) on October 31, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 24, 2020
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓