Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 8, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 7, 2021

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Halimah (Guest) on October 29, 2021

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 28, 2021

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Kazija (Guest) on October 26, 2021

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Abubakar (Guest) on October 23, 2021

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Khalifa (Guest) on October 19, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Sultan (Guest) on October 18, 2021

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 14, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Nahida (Guest) on October 8, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Omari (Guest) on October 8, 2021

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Rukia (Guest) on October 7, 2021

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

David Nyerere (Guest) on September 12, 2021

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Mashaka (Guest) on September 1, 2021

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Zawadi (Guest) on August 30, 2021

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 26, 2021

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Jamila (Guest) on August 25, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 21, 2021

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

John Lissu (Guest) on August 20, 2021

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Khalifa (Guest) on August 12, 2021

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 6, 2021

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Warda (Guest) on August 5, 2021

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 31, 2021

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 27, 2021

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Maneno (Guest) on July 25, 2021

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 16, 2021

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Makame (Guest) on July 14, 2021

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

John Malisa (Guest) on July 12, 2021

😃 Instant mood boost!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 9, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 9, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 25, 2021

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Arifa (Guest) on June 20, 2021

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 19, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 10, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 9, 2021

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 2, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 29, 2021

😆 This one really got me!

Amani (Guest) on May 25, 2021

😁 This just made my day!

Salum (Guest) on May 14, 2021

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Kassim (Guest) on May 14, 2021

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 10, 2021

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 1, 2021

😂 This is too funny!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 28, 2021

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Salum (Guest) on April 25, 2021

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Warda (Guest) on March 31, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 30, 2021

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 24, 2021

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Majid (Guest) on March 13, 2021

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Violet Mumo (Guest) on March 6, 2021

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Nuru (Guest) on March 1, 2021

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Sharifa (Guest) on February 24, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 20, 2021

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Mohamed (Guest) on February 8, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Hawa (Guest) on February 2, 2021

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Sharifa (Guest) on January 14, 2021

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Umi (Guest) on January 7, 2021

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Mazrui (Guest) on January 5, 2021

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 3, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Shani (Guest) on January 1, 2021

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 30, 2020

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆