The monster asked the 🧛♂️Dracula🧛♂️ to kiss his boo-boos after he fell! 😂🧛♂️
Explanation: When the monster fell and hurt himself, he knew that only a magical creature like Dracula could possess the healing powers to kiss away his boo-boos. After all, Dracula is known for his ability to turn into a bat and fly around, so surely he could use his supernatural skills for some tender monster first aid! 😄🦇
Safiya (Guest) on December 28, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 22, 2021
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 22, 2021
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 19, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Kahina (Guest) on December 10, 2021
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Fadhili (Guest) on December 9, 2021
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
George Wanjala (Guest) on December 2, 2021
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 26, 2021
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Fatuma (Guest) on November 25, 2021
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Zubeida (Guest) on November 10, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Maimuna (Guest) on October 27, 2021
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Shabani (Guest) on October 24, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 21, 2021
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Zawadi (Guest) on October 1, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 11, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Ali (Guest) on September 11, 2021
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 8, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Nahida (Guest) on September 6, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 1, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 27, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Khalifa (Guest) on August 18, 2021
😄 You got me good!
Muslima (Guest) on August 7, 2021
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Arifa (Guest) on July 30, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 15, 2021
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Habiba (Guest) on June 28, 2021
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Francis Mrope (Guest) on June 27, 2021
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 20, 2021
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 19, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Sharifa (Guest) on June 16, 2021
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Fatuma (Guest) on June 16, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 9, 2021
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Baraka (Guest) on June 8, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 2, 2021
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Mwagonda (Guest) on May 23, 2021
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Mjaka (Guest) on May 22, 2021
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Makame (Guest) on May 22, 2021
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 10, 2021
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 9, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 8, 2021
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 7, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Daudi (Guest) on May 5, 2021
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 26, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 24, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Fadhila (Guest) on April 11, 2021
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Ibrahim (Guest) on April 9, 2021
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
John Kamande (Guest) on April 8, 2021
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Mjaka (Guest) on April 4, 2021
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 30, 2021
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 30, 2021
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Sumaya (Guest) on March 28, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Mwajabu (Guest) on March 6, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 5, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 19, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Biashara (Guest) on February 16, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Kahina (Guest) on February 13, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 3, 2021
😂 This joke just made my day!
Zuhura (Guest) on January 31, 2021
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 20, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Latifa (Guest) on January 7, 2021
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on January 7, 2021
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵