The monster asked the π§ββοΈDraculaπ§ββοΈ to kiss his boo-boos after he fell! ππ§ββοΈ
Explanation: When the monster fell and hurt himself, he knew that only a magical creature like Dracula could possess the healing powers to kiss away his boo-boos. After all, Dracula is known for his ability to turn into a bat and fly around, so surely he could use his supernatural skills for some tender monster first aid! ππ¦
Safiya (Guest) on December 28, 2021
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 22, 2021
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 22, 2021
I donβt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ππ€€
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 19, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Kahina (Guest) on December 10, 2021
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
Fadhili (Guest) on December 9, 2021
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
George Wanjala (Guest) on December 2, 2021
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 26, 2021
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Fatuma (Guest) on November 25, 2021
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Zubeida (Guest) on November 10, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
Maimuna (Guest) on October 27, 2021
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
Shabani (Guest) on October 24, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 21, 2021
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
Zawadi (Guest) on October 1, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 11, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Ali (Guest) on September 11, 2021
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 8, 2021
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
Nahida (Guest) on September 6, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 1, 2021
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 27, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Khalifa (Guest) on August 18, 2021
π You got me good!
Muslima (Guest) on August 7, 2021
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
Arifa (Guest) on July 30, 2021
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 15, 2021
I like long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Habiba (Guest) on June 28, 2021
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
Francis Mrope (Guest) on June 27, 2021
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 20, 2021
I dusted once. It came back. Iβm not falling for that again. π§Ήπ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 19, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. π€£π
Sharifa (Guest) on June 16, 2021
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Fatuma (Guest) on June 16, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 9, 2021
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
Baraka (Guest) on June 8, 2021
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 2, 2021
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Mwagonda (Guest) on May 23, 2021
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
Mjaka (Guest) on May 22, 2021
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ
Makame (Guest) on May 22, 2021
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 10, 2021
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 9, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 8, 2021
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 7, 2021
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
Daudi (Guest) on May 5, 2021
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 26, 2021
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 24, 2021
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Fadhila (Guest) on April 11, 2021
This joke deserves an award! π
Ibrahim (Guest) on April 9, 2021
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
John Kamande (Guest) on April 8, 2021
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Mjaka (Guest) on April 4, 2021
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 30, 2021
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 30, 2021
I love my computer because my friends live in it. π»π
Sumaya (Guest) on March 28, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
Mwajabu (Guest) on March 6, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 5, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 19, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
Biashara (Guest) on February 16, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
Kahina (Guest) on February 13, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 3, 2021
π This joke just made my day!
Zuhura (Guest) on January 31, 2021
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 20, 2021
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Latifa (Guest) on January 7, 2021
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on January 7, 2021
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅