Why did the boy run around his bed?

Kheri (Guest) on October 1, 2021

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Saidi (Guest) on October 1, 2021

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Rose Waithera (Guest) on September 24, 2021

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 14, 2021

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Issa (Guest) on September 11, 2021

😆 I’m dying over here!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 6, 2021

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Nuru (Guest) on September 1, 2021

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Issack (Guest) on August 31, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 26, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

David Chacha (Guest) on August 26, 2021

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 23, 2021

😅 I’m still laughing!

Kijakazi (Guest) on August 17, 2021

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 17, 2021

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

George Ndungu (Guest) on August 14, 2021

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 6, 2021

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 4, 2021

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 24, 2021

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Latifa (Guest) on July 23, 2021

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Maimuna (Guest) on July 15, 2021

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 11, 2021

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Bahati (Guest) on July 3, 2021

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Mzee (Guest) on June 29, 2021

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Zawadi (Guest) on June 27, 2021

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Hamida (Guest) on June 26, 2021

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Faiza (Guest) on June 25, 2021

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Robert Okello (Guest) on June 22, 2021

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Mchuma (Guest) on June 20, 2021

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Rahim (Guest) on June 16, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 16, 2021

😄 Too good!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 5, 2021

😂 I’m saving this one!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 2, 2021

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Mtumwa (Guest) on May 28, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 24, 2021

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 23, 2021

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 22, 2021

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Neema (Guest) on May 20, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 17, 2021

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Chum (Guest) on May 16, 2021

😆 Still cracking up!

Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 16, 2021

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 7, 2021

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 30, 2021

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 27, 2021

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 24, 2021

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 21, 2021

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 20, 2021

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

David Ochieng (Guest) on April 18, 2021

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 17, 2021

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Halimah (Guest) on April 16, 2021

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Baridi (Guest) on April 11, 2021

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Neema (Guest) on April 10, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 23, 2021

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 23, 2021

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Khalifa (Guest) on March 18, 2021

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on February 22, 2021

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Daudi (Guest) on February 15, 2021

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

David Kawawa (Guest) on February 13, 2021

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Kahina (Guest) on February 11, 2021

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 10, 2021

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Mwanais (Guest) on February 7, 2021

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Ramadhan (Guest) on February 5, 2021

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜