Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! 🥚😂
Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! 🥚😄
John Mwangi (Guest) on November 7, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 5, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 2, 2021
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Husna (Guest) on October 31, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 29, 2021
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Chum (Guest) on October 22, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Masika (Guest) on October 21, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Aziza (Guest) on October 21, 2021
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 2, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 2, 2021
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Shani (Guest) on September 21, 2021
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Shani (Guest) on September 16, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 15, 2021
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Mhina (Guest) on September 14, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Mwalimu (Guest) on September 3, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 21, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 3, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 1, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 15, 2021
😆 Still cracking up!
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 15, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on July 11, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Baraka (Guest) on June 29, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Rahim (Guest) on June 22, 2021
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 20, 2021
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 19, 2021
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Nuru (Guest) on June 8, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 7, 2021
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Mwakisu (Guest) on May 22, 2021
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Masika (Guest) on May 20, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Omari (Guest) on May 5, 2021
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Nuru (Guest) on May 5, 2021
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 29, 2021
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 28, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Khalifa (Guest) on April 15, 2021
😃 Instant mood boost!
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 14, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 13, 2021
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Kahina (Guest) on April 11, 2021
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Maimuna (Guest) on April 7, 2021
😁 This is gold!
Tabu (Guest) on April 3, 2021
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
John Malisa (Guest) on April 3, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Mashaka (Guest) on April 3, 2021
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Arifa (Guest) on March 31, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Kijakazi (Guest) on March 30, 2021
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Hawa (Guest) on March 19, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 14, 2021
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 12, 2021
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Mwinyi (Guest) on February 8, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Mariam (Guest) on January 29, 2021
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on January 20, 2021
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 16, 2021
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Salima (Guest) on January 14, 2021
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Mjaka (Guest) on January 9, 2021
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
George Wanjala (Guest) on December 31, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Sumaya (Guest) on December 30, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Jabir (Guest) on December 22, 2020
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Latifa (Guest) on December 18, 2020
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 12, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Salum (Guest) on December 7, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 21, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
George Ndungu (Guest) on November 3, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫