Tambwe (Guest) on October 13, 2021

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 13, 2021

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 25, 2021

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Azima (Guest) on September 15, 2021

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 13, 2021

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

James Mduma (Guest) on August 30, 2021

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 25, 2021

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 23, 2021

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 19, 2021

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 15, 2021

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Sharifa (Guest) on August 14, 2021

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Shabani (Guest) on August 12, 2021

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

David Kawawa (Guest) on August 9, 2021

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Chum (Guest) on August 1, 2021

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 27, 2021

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 23, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Baraka (Guest) on July 12, 2021

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Khatib (Guest) on June 30, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Yusra (Guest) on June 21, 2021

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 19, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 10, 2021

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Amir (Guest) on June 9, 2021

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Shukuru (Guest) on June 6, 2021

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 31, 2021

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Kijakazi (Guest) on May 17, 2021

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Kahina (Guest) on May 13, 2021

😆 Still cracking up!

Muslima (Guest) on May 13, 2021

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Neema (Guest) on May 13, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 6, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 19, 2021

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 18, 2021

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 10, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 9, 2021

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Khatib (Guest) on March 31, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

John Lissu (Guest) on March 23, 2021

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Hamida (Guest) on March 16, 2021

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 11, 2021

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Latifa (Guest) on March 10, 2021

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 15, 2021

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Kheri (Guest) on January 31, 2021

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 26, 2021

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Safiya (Guest) on January 16, 2021

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 10, 2021

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Hamida (Guest) on January 6, 2021

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 23, 2020

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 23, 2020

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 12, 2020

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

David Musyoka (Guest) on December 10, 2020

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 23, 2020

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Raha (Guest) on November 23, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Selemani (Guest) on November 15, 2020

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

David Kawawa (Guest) on November 10, 2020

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 1, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 31, 2020

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Mazrui (Guest) on October 20, 2020

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

John Mwangi (Guest) on October 17, 2020

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 12, 2020

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Rehema (Guest) on October 11, 2020

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Mwajabu (Guest) on October 11, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

James Kimani (Guest) on October 1, 2020

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴