Short Answer: "Hay there, long face! Ready to hoof it?"
Explanation: The farmer's greeting to the horse plays on the word "hay," which sounds similar to "hey." The phrase "long face" is a pun referencing the horse's literal long face, but also implies that the horse might be feeling a bit down. The farmer's question about being ready to "hoof it" adds a playful tone, as it means being prepared to walk or run. The use of the 😄 emoji emphasizes the cheerful and lighthearted nature of the interaction.
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🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 31, 2020
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 24, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 15, 2020
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Salima (Guest) on June 22, 2020
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 19, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Jaffar (Guest) on June 2, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Bahati (Guest) on May 11, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 28, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 22, 2020
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 18, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 15, 2020
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Habiba (Guest) on April 15, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Hekima (Guest) on April 12, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 2, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Rehema (Guest) on March 27, 2020
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
James Malima (Guest) on March 24, 2020
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 4, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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😆 Rolling on the floor!
Mazrui (Guest) on February 14, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on February 9, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 31, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 11, 2020
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 7, 2020
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Majid (Guest) on January 7, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 7, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Bakari (Guest) on January 5, 2020
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 29, 2019
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 26, 2019
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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