Q: What did the monster ask his sweetheart?
A: "Will you be my boo-tiful forever?" ๐ป๐
Explanation: This playful question combines the monster's spooky nature with his affectionate feelings for his sweetheart. The wordplay on "boo-tiful" adds a humorous touch, as monsters often use the term "boo" to scare people. By asking this question, the monster is humorously showing his love and hoping for a forever-lasting relationship with his sweetheart. The ghost emoji ๐ป further emphasizes the monster's charm and adds a delightful twist to the riddle.
Furaha (Guest) on December 10, 2020
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 9, 2020
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Amina (Guest) on December 9, 2020
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Umi (Guest) on November 29, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 29, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Jaffar (Guest) on November 28, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Baridi (Guest) on November 22, 2020
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 15, 2020
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Abdillah (Guest) on October 30, 2020
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Kassim (Guest) on October 30, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Nahida (Guest) on October 29, 2020
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
James Mduma (Guest) on October 25, 2020
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 23, 2020
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Amir (Guest) on September 28, 2020
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 26, 2020
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 20, 2020
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 18, 2020
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 11, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 10, 2020
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 8, 2020
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 7, 2020
๐ Sharing right away!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 3, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 25, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 19, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Chum (Guest) on August 15, 2020
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 26, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Mwagonda (Guest) on July 17, 2020
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 14, 2020
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 13, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 28, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 24, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 20, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 24, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Fadhili (Guest) on May 13, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 8, 2020
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Husna (Guest) on May 8, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 7, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Issa (Guest) on May 6, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 4, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 17, 2020
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 15, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 12, 2020
๐ This just made my day!
Jamal (Guest) on April 9, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Farida (Guest) on April 7, 2020
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 7, 2020
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 23, 2020
๐ I needed that!
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 22, 2020
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Nassar (Guest) on March 18, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 17, 2020
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 15, 2020
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 14, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Nassar (Guest) on March 6, 2020
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Fatuma (Guest) on February 19, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Mwafirika (Guest) on February 13, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 13, 2020
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Bakari (Guest) on February 1, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 19, 2020
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 9, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Yusra (Guest) on January 5, 2020
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on January 2, 2020
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐