Short Answer: "You're attractive, let's stick together! 💖"
Explanation: The paper clip is making a playful pun by referring to the magnet as "attractive," which could mean both physically appealing and having the ability to attract objects. By saying "let's stick together," the paper clip is referring to how magnets attract objects, but also humorously suggesting a desire for a close relationship with the magnet. The use of the 💖 emoji adds a cheerful and affectionate tone to the conversation, making it funny and lighthearted.
Faiza (Guest) on July 31, 2020
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 22, 2020
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 20, 2020
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
James Mduma (Guest) on July 15, 2020
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
David Musyoka (Guest) on July 11, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 10, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Anna Malela (Guest) on July 10, 2020
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Hekima (Guest) on July 9, 2020
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Masika (Guest) on July 7, 2020
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Khalifa (Guest) on July 4, 2020
😅 I needed that!
Chum (Guest) on June 27, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Mwakisu (Guest) on June 23, 2020
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 9, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 7, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 5, 2020
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Ali (Guest) on June 4, 2020
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 3, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 18, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 9, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Zubeida (Guest) on April 30, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 18, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 13, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 25, 2020
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Masika (Guest) on March 24, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 20, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Khamis (Guest) on March 19, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 17, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Mashaka (Guest) on March 4, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 30, 2020
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Mwafirika (Guest) on January 23, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 22, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 18, 2020
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Halima (Guest) on January 7, 2020
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Maida (Guest) on January 5, 2020
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 2, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 19, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 17, 2019
🤣 Pure genius!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 11, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
John Malisa (Guest) on December 9, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Hekima (Guest) on December 5, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 5, 2019
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Halima (Guest) on November 30, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 25, 2019
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Masika (Guest) on November 20, 2019
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on November 10, 2019
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 7, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 29, 2019
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Azima (Guest) on October 27, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Zulekha (Guest) on October 27, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Kahina (Guest) on October 20, 2019
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
John Lissu (Guest) on October 16, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 13, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 6, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 4, 2019
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 4, 2019
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 2, 2019
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 29, 2019
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 26, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on September 21, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 19, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️