What did the snowman have for breakfast?

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 10, 2020

😄 You got me good!

Nassor (Guest) on December 7, 2020

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Issa (Guest) on December 6, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Rukia (Guest) on November 28, 2020

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 27, 2020

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Yusra (Guest) on November 24, 2020

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 16, 2020

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 16, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 10, 2020

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on November 10, 2020

😆 Bookmarking this!

Zubeida (Guest) on November 7, 2020

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 5, 2020

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 29, 2020

😂 So funny!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 25, 2020

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 20, 2020

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 12, 2020

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Kassim (Guest) on September 24, 2020

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 23, 2020

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Azima (Guest) on September 19, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Hamida (Guest) on September 18, 2020

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 4, 2020

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 3, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 26, 2020

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Zuhura (Guest) on July 25, 2020

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 20, 2020

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 20, 2020

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Nashon (Guest) on July 19, 2020

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 19, 2020

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Ndoto (Guest) on July 13, 2020

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 13, 2020

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 11, 2020

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Victor Malima (Guest) on July 5, 2020

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 29, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

James Kawawa (Guest) on June 20, 2020

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

John Mwangi (Guest) on June 13, 2020

😄 You got me!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 10, 2020

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Husna (Guest) on June 6, 2020

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Shabani (Guest) on June 2, 2020

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Kazija (Guest) on May 28, 2020

😆 Still cracking up!

Leila (Guest) on May 23, 2020

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Muslima (Guest) on May 11, 2020

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

David Sokoine (Guest) on May 7, 2020

😆 Totally hilarious!

Yahya (Guest) on April 29, 2020

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Nancy Komba (Guest) on April 25, 2020

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Wande (Guest) on April 23, 2020

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Kijakazi (Guest) on April 19, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 10, 2020

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 8, 2020

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 7, 2020

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Nassor (Guest) on March 27, 2020

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 16, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 15, 2020

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 29, 2020

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 23, 2020

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 23, 2020

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

James Mduma (Guest) on February 21, 2020

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Muslima (Guest) on February 19, 2020

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Zubeida (Guest) on February 15, 2020

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Aziza (Guest) on February 10, 2020

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Kijakazi (Guest) on February 7, 2020

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️