Short Answer: "You're looking sharp today! ๐ฅ๐โโ๏ธ๐ช"
Explanation: In this funny response, the spoon is complimenting the knife by saying that it looks sharp. However, the wordplay here is that the spoon is also referring to the knife's physical appearance as well as its cutting ability. The use of the emoji adds a playful and cheerful touch to the response, making it even more enjoyable.
Jamila (Guest) on February 10, 2021
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Warda (Guest) on February 1, 2021
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
James Malima (Guest) on January 31, 2021
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Jabir (Guest) on January 26, 2021
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Rukia (Guest) on January 22, 2021
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 17, 2021
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Biashara (Guest) on January 16, 2021
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 11, 2021
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
John Mwangi (Guest) on December 28, 2020
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mjaka (Guest) on December 22, 2020
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 14, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Mustafa (Guest) on December 9, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 7, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 1, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 4, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Jabir (Guest) on November 2, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 27, 2020
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 12, 2020
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Mzee (Guest) on October 1, 2020
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Kazija (Guest) on September 29, 2020
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Zakia (Guest) on September 28, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 25, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Umi (Guest) on September 18, 2020
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 15, 2020
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 6, 2020
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 31, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 23, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 23, 2020
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Issack (Guest) on August 22, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 11, 2020
๐ This made my day!
Grace Minja (Guest) on August 8, 2020
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Mwinyi (Guest) on July 26, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Maimuna (Guest) on July 24, 2020
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 23, 2020
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 26, 2020
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Mwagonda (Guest) on June 16, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 4, 2020
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 2, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 27, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 17, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 8, 2020
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 2, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 24, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 22, 2020
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 15, 2020
๐ Saving this one!
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 10, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Arifa (Guest) on February 28, 2020
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 26, 2020
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Raha (Guest) on February 21, 2020
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 13, 2020
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 12, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Issa (Guest) on February 7, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 7, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Abdullah (Guest) on February 6, 2020
๐ Instant mood boost!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 1, 2020
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 22, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 17, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 13, 2020
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 10, 2020
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Salima (Guest) on December 30, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐