Q: What kind of table can you have for dinner? A: A vegetable table! 🥕🥦🍆
Explanation: The funny answer to this riddle is a "vegetable table," as it combines the concept of a dining table with vegetables. It's a playful twist on the idea of having a table made entirely out of veggies, which would make for a very interesting and healthy dinner setup! So, grab your carrots, broccoli, and eggplants, and let's dine in style on our veggie table! 🥕🥦🍆
Faiza (Guest) on August 16, 2020
😂 This joke just made my day!
Khatib (Guest) on August 15, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 12, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 10, 2020
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Shani (Guest) on August 1, 2020
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 17, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Mariam (Guest) on July 15, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Kheri (Guest) on July 12, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
John Mwangi (Guest) on July 7, 2020
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Yahya (Guest) on July 5, 2020
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Habiba (Guest) on July 5, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 5, 2020
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 23, 2020
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on June 22, 2020
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 20, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Hekima (Guest) on June 18, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Mary Mrope (Guest) on June 17, 2020
😄 What a joke!
Abdillah (Guest) on June 15, 2020
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Omar (Guest) on June 12, 2020
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 8, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Mgeni (Guest) on June 2, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 27, 2020
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Latifa (Guest) on May 23, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Khamis (Guest) on May 14, 2020
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 12, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 25, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Mwajabu (Guest) on April 24, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 16, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Irene Makena (Guest) on April 15, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 12, 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 6, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 5, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 4, 2020
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Sofia (Guest) on April 4, 2020
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 3, 2020
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Khadija (Guest) on March 19, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 24, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
James Malima (Guest) on February 24, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 20, 2020
🤣 This one got me good!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 20, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 13, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Umi (Guest) on February 10, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
David Musyoka (Guest) on February 6, 2020
🤣 This joke is too good!
Sharifa (Guest) on January 26, 2020
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 19, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 10, 2020
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 5, 2020
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Mwajabu (Guest) on January 2, 2020
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 29, 2019
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Rahma (Guest) on December 29, 2019
😆 I’m dying over here!
Abubakar (Guest) on December 22, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Neema (Guest) on December 14, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Mwakisu (Guest) on December 11, 2019
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 8, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Amir (Guest) on December 1, 2019
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 28, 2019
😃 Instant mood boost!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 23, 2019
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Shamsa (Guest) on November 20, 2019
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 17, 2019
😂 Sharing right away!
Abubakari (Guest) on November 10, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼