The turkey, because it knows how to make everyone go "gobble, gobble"! π¦π
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the double meaning of "smells" as both a pleasant aroma and a clever play on words. By suggesting that the turkey smells the best, it adds a humorous twist since turkeys are typically the star of the Thanksgiving feast. The use of the turkey emoji and the phrase "gobble, gobble" further emphasizes the cheerful and lighthearted tone.
Mwanais (Guest) on March 31, 2021
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
Mwakisu (Guest) on March 26, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Sharifa (Guest) on March 8, 2021
π This is a keeper!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 2, 2021
π Laughing so hard right now!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on February 27, 2021
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 22, 2021
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 12, 2021
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
Diana Mallya (Guest) on February 7, 2021
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 6, 2021
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Halima (Guest) on February 5, 2021
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 23, 2021
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 13, 2021
π Canβt stop laughing!
Omar (Guest) on January 7, 2021
Iβm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. ποΈπ
Tabu (Guest) on December 21, 2020
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
Leila (Guest) on November 21, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
Shabani (Guest) on November 20, 2020
Iβm not bossy, I just have better ideas. π‘π
Amina (Guest) on November 20, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 20, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 18, 2020
π€£ This joke is just too good!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 11, 2020
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 5, 2020
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
Asha (Guest) on November 1, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 29, 2020
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 26, 2020
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 19, 2020
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
Mohamed (Guest) on October 15, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 3, 2020
π Instant mood boost!
Josephine (Guest) on September 25, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Maimuna (Guest) on September 23, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 10, 2020
π Too good!
George Mallya (Guest) on September 3, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 2, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Maimuna (Guest) on August 30, 2020
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 25, 2020
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
Hekima (Guest) on August 20, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 11, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itβs a beautiful day. βοΈπ
Nashon (Guest) on August 7, 2020
π This one really got me!
Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 27, 2020
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 23, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 22, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 21, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 16, 2020
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 16, 2020
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
Rashid (Guest) on July 13, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
Grace Minja (Guest) on July 5, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 7, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 3, 2020
π€£ Sending this now!
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on May 24, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
Fikiri (Guest) on May 19, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βοΈπ§΅
Safiya (Guest) on May 16, 2020
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
Fadhila (Guest) on May 15, 2020
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 12, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 5, 2020
π€£ Pure genius!
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 3, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
Rashid (Guest) on May 2, 2020
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Ramadhan (Guest) on April 30, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 26, 2020
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Shabani (Guest) on April 12, 2020
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
Aziza (Guest) on April 11, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
Makame (Guest) on April 2, 2020
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π