A ghost's favorite dessert is... "Boo-berry pie!" 👻🥧
Explanation: Ghosts are often associated with mysterious and spooky things, so their favorite dessert would naturally have a playful and ghostly twist to it. "Boo-berry pie" sounds like "blueberry pie" but with a mischievous ghostly twist, making it a hilarious choice for their favorite dessert. The use of the ghost emoji adds an extra touch of whimsy and humor to the answer.
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 24, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Daudi (Guest) on December 24, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
David Sokoine (Guest) on December 17, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 2, 2020
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 29, 2020
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 22, 2020
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 20, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 18, 2020
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
George Ndungu (Guest) on November 12, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 3, 2020
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 25, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Rashid (Guest) on September 30, 2020
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 20, 2020
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 17, 2020
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Omari (Guest) on September 11, 2020
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Robert Okello (Guest) on August 4, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 31, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Maida (Guest) on July 29, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 26, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 17, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 16, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 14, 2020
😄 Too good!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 13, 2020
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 5, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 22, 2020
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 12, 2020
Thanks Ackyshine
Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 4, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 1, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on May 28, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 15, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Chiku (Guest) on May 5, 2020
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Anna Malela (Guest) on May 3, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 29, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Rahma (Guest) on April 27, 2020
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Nashon (Guest) on April 24, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 17, 2020
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 12, 2020
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Fadhila (Guest) on April 1, 2020
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Farida (Guest) on March 31, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Arifa (Guest) on March 30, 2020
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Rubea (Guest) on March 17, 2020
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 16, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Zakaria (Guest) on March 8, 2020
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
James Kimani (Guest) on February 5, 2020
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Kijakazi (Guest) on January 29, 2020
😂 This is a keeper!
George Tenga (Guest) on January 27, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 23, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Sekela (Guest) on January 12, 2020
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 11, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Latifa (Guest) on January 10, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Fatuma (Guest) on January 2, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Sarafina (Guest) on December 22, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Victor Malima (Guest) on December 21, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 16, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 11, 2019
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Raha (Guest) on December 3, 2019
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 29, 2019
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Jamal (Guest) on November 21, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Salima (Guest) on November 5, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 9, 2019
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!