Short answer: Because it didn't want to be baked into a "smart cookie"! πͺπ
Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of the oven not wanting to become a "smart cookie" by going to college. It suggests that the oven is already "smart" in terms of its functionality, so it doesn't need to pursue higher education. The use of the cookie emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
Mwachumu (Guest) on April 13, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 12, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
Azima (Guest) on April 11, 2021
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 4, 2021
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iβm talking to myself non-stop. π£οΈπ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 3, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πͺβ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 25, 2021
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on March 14, 2021
π€£ This joke is too good!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 1, 2021
Thanks Ackyshine
Mwalimu (Guest) on February 27, 2021
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 26, 2021
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
Ramadhan (Guest) on February 21, 2021
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
Ramadhan (Guest) on February 8, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 6, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π π
David Kawawa (Guest) on February 3, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 1, 2021
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 24, 2021
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 19, 2021
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
Shamim (Guest) on January 15, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 14, 2021
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 14, 2021
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 6, 2021
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 23, 2020
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 23, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 2, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 28, 2020
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 25, 2020
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Sumaya (Guest) on November 25, 2020
π Mood instantly lifted!
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 25, 2020
Whatβs a witchβs favorite subject in school? Spelling! π§ββοΈπ
Hekima (Guest) on October 18, 2020
Why donβt oysters donate to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ°
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 17, 2020
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 16, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Nasra (Guest) on October 13, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Robert Okello (Guest) on October 13, 2020
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 3, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 27, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 11, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
Leila (Guest) on September 11, 2020
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 4, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Biashara (Guest) on September 3, 2020
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 28, 2020
π Iβm still laughing!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 27, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
Mashaka (Guest) on August 25, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iβm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. π§Ήπ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 19, 2020
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
James Malima (Guest) on August 6, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 29, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Kassim (Guest) on July 29, 2020
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 26, 2020
π€£ This oneβs fire!
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 22, 2020
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
Sharifa (Guest) on July 12, 2020
π You got me good!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 7, 2020
π€£ Pure genius!
David Kawawa (Guest) on July 2, 2020
Why donβt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! π½π
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 27, 2020
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 25, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 23, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
Kiza (Guest) on June 19, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 19, 2020
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 19, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 18, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 13, 2020
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 12, 2020
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π