Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?

Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 24, 2020

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Sharifa (Guest) on October 19, 2020

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 12, 2020

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 9, 2020

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 25, 2020

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Makame (Guest) on September 24, 2020

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 9, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Arifa (Guest) on September 7, 2020

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 5, 2020

Thanks Ackyshine

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on September 3, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 3, 2020

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Saidi (Guest) on August 10, 2020

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Jabir (Guest) on August 7, 2020

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 6, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Bakari (Guest) on August 6, 2020

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 4, 2020

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Asha (Guest) on July 30, 2020

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 19, 2020

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

John Malisa (Guest) on July 17, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Asha (Guest) on July 13, 2020

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

James Malima (Guest) on July 10, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 10, 2020

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 5, 2020

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Khatib (Guest) on July 5, 2020

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 2, 2020

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 29, 2020

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 17, 2020

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Amani (Guest) on June 7, 2020

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 31, 2020

😅 I needed that!

John Mushi (Guest) on May 11, 2020

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Jamal (Guest) on May 11, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Zawadi (Guest) on May 9, 2020

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

David Sokoine (Guest) on May 2, 2020

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Zainab (Guest) on April 28, 2020

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 26, 2020

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

James Kawawa (Guest) on April 21, 2020

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Abubakari (Guest) on April 8, 2020

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 7, 2020

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 6, 2020

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Mazrui (Guest) on April 5, 2020

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 25, 2020

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Zakaria (Guest) on March 23, 2020

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 17, 2020

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Wande (Guest) on March 11, 2020

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

David Kawawa (Guest) on March 11, 2020

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 7, 2020

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Omar (Guest) on March 7, 2020

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Nasra (Guest) on February 25, 2020

😆 Saving this one!

Asha (Guest) on February 13, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 9, 2020

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 26, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Mhina (Guest) on January 23, 2020

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 4, 2020

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Masika (Guest) on January 2, 2020

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Rashid (Guest) on December 25, 2019

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 22, 2019

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Hassan (Guest) on December 22, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 14, 2019

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Ann Awino (Guest) on November 17, 2019

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Omar (Guest) on November 13, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔