Why don’t animals eat clowns?

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on September 18, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 27, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

John Mushi (Guest) on August 20, 2020

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Shani (Guest) on August 8, 2020

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 6, 2020

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 29, 2020

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

John Mushi (Guest) on July 29, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 25, 2020

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 15, 2020

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 7, 2020

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 6, 2020

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Hashim (Guest) on July 1, 2020

😄 Perfect joke!

Nchi (Guest) on June 23, 2020

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

John Mushi (Guest) on June 20, 2020

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 8, 2020

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 23, 2020

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 20, 2020

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 13, 2020

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 9, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 6, 2020

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 1, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Tabu (Guest) on April 30, 2020

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 28, 2020

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Issack (Guest) on April 26, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Mzee (Guest) on April 12, 2020

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Khalifa (Guest) on April 8, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 2, 2020

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Robert Okello (Guest) on March 30, 2020

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 18, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Fatuma (Guest) on February 29, 2020

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Maulid (Guest) on February 29, 2020

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 23, 2020

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Moses Mwita (Guest) on February 17, 2020

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 16, 2020

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Omar (Guest) on February 15, 2020

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 12, 2020

😆 Bookmarking this!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 6, 2020

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Mazrui (Guest) on January 30, 2020

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 26, 2020

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Habiba (Guest) on January 20, 2020

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Biashara (Guest) on January 8, 2020

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Jafari (Guest) on January 6, 2020

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 4, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 3, 2020

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 26, 2019

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Tambwe (Guest) on December 26, 2019

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Mwanais (Guest) on December 15, 2019

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Nyota (Guest) on December 8, 2019

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 3, 2019

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 26, 2019

😆 I’m dying over here!

Zuhura (Guest) on November 12, 2019

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 4, 2019

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 3, 2019

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Khalifa (Guest) on November 2, 2019

😂 This joke just made my day!

Sarafina (Guest) on October 28, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

George Ndungu (Guest) on October 27, 2019

😁 Added to my favorites!

George Ndungu (Guest) on October 26, 2019

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

George Ndungu (Guest) on October 20, 2019

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Sarafina (Guest) on October 18, 2019

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Nuru (Guest) on October 17, 2019

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂