Short Answer: Because they don't want to quack up mid-flight! 🦆😄
Explanation: Ducks are known for their quacking sound, which is their way of communicating. Since telling jokes would require them to make different sounds, they avoid it while flying to avoid any potential mishaps. After all, it wouldn't be very graceful for a duck to burst into laughter mid-flight! So, they save their jokes for when they're safely on the ground. 🤭🌬️
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 13, 2020
😄 You got me!
Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 13, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Jamal (Guest) on October 27, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
James Mduma (Guest) on October 20, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Nassor (Guest) on October 16, 2020
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 13, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 4, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Grace Minja (Guest) on September 26, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Aziza (Guest) on September 19, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 17, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 2, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Mtumwa (Guest) on September 1, 2020
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Amir (Guest) on August 30, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 29, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 25, 2020
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
John Lissu (Guest) on August 20, 2020
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Jafari (Guest) on August 17, 2020
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Salum (Guest) on August 13, 2020
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 4, 2020
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 31, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Mustafa (Guest) on July 29, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 28, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Mwakisu (Guest) on July 26, 2020
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 23, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Rashid (Guest) on July 22, 2020
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 21, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 20, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 1, 2020
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 29, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Hawa (Guest) on June 29, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Tambwe (Guest) on June 19, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 12, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 9, 2020
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 29, 2020
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 11, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Victor Malima (Guest) on May 10, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 9, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
George Ndungu (Guest) on May 1, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Nyota (Guest) on April 16, 2020
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 10, 2020
😂 Gotta save this!
David Musyoka (Guest) on April 7, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Faiza (Guest) on April 5, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 4, 2020
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 3, 2020
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 2, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Warda (Guest) on March 27, 2020
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 16, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Khamis (Guest) on March 5, 2020
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Kassim (Guest) on March 4, 2020
🤣 Pure genius!
Kahina (Guest) on March 1, 2020
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Bahati (Guest) on February 27, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Baridi (Guest) on February 22, 2020
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 18, 2020
😁 This is gold!
Binti (Guest) on February 17, 2020
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 10, 2020
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on January 26, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Khadija (Guest) on January 24, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Chiku (Guest) on December 27, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Mwalimu (Guest) on December 18, 2019
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
John Lissu (Guest) on December 11, 2019
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️