Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 19, 2020

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Arifa (Guest) on January 19, 2020

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 30, 2019

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 29, 2019

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Amina (Guest) on December 24, 2019

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 15, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Maneno (Guest) on December 14, 2019

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 14, 2019

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Nashon (Guest) on December 12, 2019

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 11, 2019

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 9, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 2, 2019

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Fatuma (Guest) on November 28, 2019

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 26, 2019

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 26, 2019

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 14, 2019

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Kazija (Guest) on November 3, 2019

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 26, 2019

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Zainab (Guest) on October 12, 2019

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Umi (Guest) on October 10, 2019

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Fikiri (Guest) on October 4, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 3, 2019

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Mwakisu (Guest) on September 30, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on September 24, 2019

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Nahida (Guest) on September 23, 2019

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 22, 2019

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Warda (Guest) on September 20, 2019

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

John Mushi (Guest) on September 10, 2019

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

James Mduma (Guest) on September 5, 2019

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Kahina (Guest) on September 5, 2019

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Maulid (Guest) on September 2, 2019

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Chris Okello (Guest) on September 2, 2019

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

George Wanjala (Guest) on August 17, 2019

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 13, 2019

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Issack (Guest) on August 5, 2019

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 5, 2019

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 4, 2019

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 1, 2019

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Selemani (Guest) on July 20, 2019

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 19, 2019

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 14, 2019

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Frank Macha (Guest) on July 12, 2019

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 8, 2019

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Tabu (Guest) on June 18, 2019

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 6, 2019

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 6, 2019

😂 I’m dying!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 31, 2019

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 22, 2019

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Frank Macha (Guest) on May 22, 2019

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 20, 2019

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 15, 2019

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 29, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Jamila (Guest) on April 24, 2019

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

David Chacha (Guest) on April 23, 2019

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

John Mushi (Guest) on April 22, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 8, 2019

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

David Kawawa (Guest) on March 30, 2019

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 30, 2019

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 23, 2019

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 21, 2019

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂