An elephant's legs should be long enough to reach the ground! 🐘🦵
Explanation: This answer is meant to be funny because it's a playful way of stating the obvious. Elephants have long legs that can easily touch the ground, so there's no need to worry about their leg length. The emoji adds a cheerful touch to the response, creating a lighthearted and amusing atmosphere.
Nahida (Guest) on November 17, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Fadhila (Guest) on November 16, 2019
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 10, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Latifa (Guest) on October 26, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 25, 2019
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Faiza (Guest) on October 18, 2019
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Sofia (Guest) on October 17, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 13, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Mwakisu (Guest) on October 12, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on September 30, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 20, 2019
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Mohamed (Guest) on September 17, 2019
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on September 16, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 11, 2019
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 6, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
David Chacha (Guest) on September 5, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 2, 2019
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Amani (Guest) on August 19, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 16, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Chris Okello (Guest) on August 11, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 11, 2019
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Nashon (Guest) on August 8, 2019
😆 That punchline was epic!
Halimah (Guest) on July 16, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Abdullah (Guest) on July 12, 2019
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Sofia (Guest) on July 11, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Rubea (Guest) on July 10, 2019
😁 This is gold!
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 26, 2019
😃 Instant mood boost!
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 19, 2019
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Fatuma (Guest) on June 7, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
David Musyoka (Guest) on June 6, 2019
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Habiba (Guest) on May 23, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 21, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Sekela (Guest) on May 16, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Abubakari (Guest) on May 3, 2019
😅 I’m still laughing!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 17, 2019
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Baraka (Guest) on April 17, 2019
🤣 This joke is too good!
Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 13, 2019
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 12, 2019
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 29, 2019
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 28, 2019
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Fatuma (Guest) on March 26, 2019
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 25, 2019
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Abubakari (Guest) on March 4, 2019
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Baridi (Guest) on February 27, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Mwalimu (Guest) on February 21, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 21, 2019
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 21, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 2, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Rehema (Guest) on January 28, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 20, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Nashon (Guest) on January 11, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Ramadhan (Guest) on January 10, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Maulid (Guest) on January 9, 2019
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 7, 2019
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 30, 2018
😄 You got me good!
Rahim (Guest) on December 20, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Nassor (Guest) on December 16, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 16, 2018
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 1, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 26, 2018
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂