Short Answer: Stick with me, and we'll go places! 💌💨
Explanation: The stamp is making a pun by using the phrase "stick with me" as a play on words. Usually, stamps are stuck onto envelopes, but here the stamp is suggesting that if the envelope sticks with it, they will both travel to different places together. The use of the emoji adds a playful and lighthearted touch to the response.
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 9, 2019
🤣 Pure genius!
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 7, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 23, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Halima (Guest) on November 22, 2019
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 15, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 14, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 31, 2019
😆 I’m dying over here!
Hamida (Guest) on October 13, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Rehema (Guest) on October 7, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 3, 2019
😅 I needed that laugh!
Ibrahim (Guest) on October 2, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Binti (Guest) on October 1, 2019
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Mustafa (Guest) on September 16, 2019
😆 This one really got me!
Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 15, 2019
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Chiku (Guest) on September 6, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Zulekha (Guest) on September 3, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 24, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Fadhili (Guest) on August 5, 2019
😂 I’m dying!
James Kimani (Guest) on July 28, 2019
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Jafari (Guest) on July 28, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Furaha (Guest) on July 26, 2019
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 11, 2019
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 7, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Fatuma (Guest) on June 20, 2019
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 16, 2019
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Warda (Guest) on June 3, 2019
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 21, 2019
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Ali (Guest) on May 17, 2019
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 16, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 13, 2019
🤣 This one’s fire!
Mchawi (Guest) on May 11, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Mzee (Guest) on May 3, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Hassan (Guest) on April 24, 2019
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 19, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
James Mduma (Guest) on April 15, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Ramadhan (Guest) on April 14, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Nahida (Guest) on April 5, 2019
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Sharifa (Guest) on April 5, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Khalifa (Guest) on March 17, 2019
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Salima (Guest) on March 13, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Hawa (Guest) on March 7, 2019
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 2, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
John Malisa (Guest) on February 25, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 14, 2019
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
David Chacha (Guest) on February 13, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 11, 2019
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Ndoto (Guest) on February 10, 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Ibrahim (Guest) on January 19, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Ali (Guest) on January 15, 2019
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 4, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Amani (Guest) on December 29, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Sarafina (Guest) on December 20, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Rashid (Guest) on December 19, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 17, 2018
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Faiza (Guest) on December 12, 2018
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 10, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Kijakazi (Guest) on December 7, 2018
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Ann Awino (Guest) on December 3, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Rehema (Guest) on November 19, 2018
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Nassor (Guest) on November 13, 2018
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴