What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? ππ A jumbo dialer! π€£
Explanation: This playful riddle uses a pun on the word "jumbo," which is a common term used to describe elephants due to their large size. By combining it with "dialer," a term related to using a phone, we create a funny image of an elephant trying to fit into a tiny phone booth and using the phone. The humor lies in the absurdity of the situation and the unexpected wordplay. So, next time you see a phone booth, just imagine a jumbo dialer inside! ππ
Kazija (Guest) on October 6, 2019
π Needed this laugh, thanks!
Majid (Guest) on October 5, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 5, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
Shabani (Guest) on October 4, 2019
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 1, 2019
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 8, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 26, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 15, 2019
π Instant mood boost!
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 6, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
Mwanais (Guest) on August 5, 2019
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
Tambwe (Guest) on July 28, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 20, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 16, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
Kiza (Guest) on July 6, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! π¨βπΎπ
Mwajuma (Guest) on June 29, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 26, 2019
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 24, 2019
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 22, 2019
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 20, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
Amani (Guest) on June 15, 2019
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Irene Makena (Guest) on June 14, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 1, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 29, 2019
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π π
Kheri (Guest) on May 20, 2019
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Rubea (Guest) on May 16, 2019
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 10, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itβs a beautiful day. βοΈπ
Hamida (Guest) on May 5, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 26, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 24, 2019
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
David Nyerere (Guest) on April 14, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
Fikiri (Guest) on April 13, 2019
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
Masika (Guest) on March 31, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
Fatuma (Guest) on March 17, 2019
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 26, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
Muslima (Guest) on February 25, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ
James Kawawa (Guest) on February 17, 2019
π This one really got me!
Victor Malima (Guest) on February 12, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! π
Mohamed (Guest) on February 10, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
Nashon (Guest) on January 26, 2019
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
Binti (Guest) on January 22, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
Nuru (Guest) on January 12, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 8, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 5, 2019
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 1, 2019
π Still cracking up!
Habiba (Guest) on December 23, 2018
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 16, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
Farida (Guest) on December 14, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 12, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 7, 2018
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 3, 2018
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 30, 2018
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
Shani (Guest) on November 17, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
Abdullah (Guest) on November 6, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iβll go on ahead! π©πββοΈ
Nasra (Guest) on October 13, 2018
π Saving this one!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 13, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 6, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Sekela (Guest) on October 3, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 29, 2018
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
Daudi (Guest) on September 27, 2018
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
Omari (Guest) on September 19, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ