Answer: Frostbite with a taste for blood! ❄️🧛♂️
Explanation: When you cross a vampire with a snowman, you'll end up with a frostbitten creature who also happens to have a craving for blood! Imagine a vampire with icy fangs and a chilling desire to suck blood from unsuspecting victims. It's a humorous play on the contrasting elements of coldness and the vampire's usual choice of victims. Stay warm and watch out for this frosty vampire! ❄️🧛♂️😂
Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 23, 2019
😄 Too good!
Ann Awino (Guest) on July 22, 2019
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Mwalimu (Guest) on July 18, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 12, 2019
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Fatuma (Guest) on June 24, 2019
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 4, 2019
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 2, 2019
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
John Mushi (Guest) on May 29, 2019
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Omari (Guest) on May 25, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Jamal (Guest) on May 19, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Mwanaidha (Guest) on May 12, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Kahina (Guest) on May 12, 2019
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 11, 2019
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 10, 2019
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 9, 2019
😁 This made my day!
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 7, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 4, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
James Kimani (Guest) on April 30, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Nyota (Guest) on April 29, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 11, 2019
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 9, 2019
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 8, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Abubakari (Guest) on April 5, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Ramadhan (Guest) on March 30, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 19, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 10, 2019
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Shani (Guest) on March 8, 2019
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Fadhili (Guest) on February 27, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
David Musyoka (Guest) on February 22, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
John Mushi (Guest) on February 22, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Baridi (Guest) on February 21, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Sekela (Guest) on February 16, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Mwagonda (Guest) on February 4, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 3, 2019
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
David Kawawa (Guest) on January 25, 2019
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Issack (Guest) on December 27, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Samuel Were (Guest) on December 18, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Abubakar (Guest) on December 16, 2018
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
John Lissu (Guest) on December 6, 2018
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 28, 2018
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 26, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
Mwachumu (Guest) on November 26, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 25, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
George Wanjala (Guest) on November 7, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 2, 2018
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Khadija (Guest) on October 20, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Mwalimu (Guest) on October 15, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 14, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Alice Jebet (Guest) on October 1, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 24, 2018
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 2, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 1, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 28, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on August 20, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Bahati (Guest) on August 8, 2018
😆 Still cracking up!
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My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂