Q: What kind of table can you have for dinner? A: A vegetable table! 🥕🥦🍆
Explanation: The funny answer to this riddle is a "vegetable table," as it combines the concept of a dining table with vegetables. It's a playful twist on the idea of having a table made entirely out of veggies, which would make for a very interesting and healthy dinner setup! So, grab your carrots, broccoli, and eggplants, and let's dine in style on our veggie table! 🥕🥦🍆
Joy Wacera (Guest) on November 8, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 27, 2019
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Ndoto (Guest) on October 18, 2019
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Rahma (Guest) on October 15, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Salma (Guest) on October 8, 2019
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Rahma (Guest) on September 28, 2019
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Nuru (Guest) on September 28, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 25, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on September 25, 2019
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Salma (Guest) on September 14, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Maimuna (Guest) on September 13, 2019
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 10, 2019
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Khadija (Guest) on September 2, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Rubea (Guest) on August 30, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Mjaka (Guest) on August 29, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 26, 2019
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 24, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 22, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Grace Minja (Guest) on August 21, 2019
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 12, 2019
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
John Mushi (Guest) on August 7, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 6, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
David Sokoine (Guest) on August 4, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 28, 2019
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 25, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 22, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Rabia (Guest) on July 19, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Mashaka (Guest) on July 17, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Hashim (Guest) on July 7, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 3, 2019
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Latifa (Guest) on July 3, 2019
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Amani (Guest) on June 24, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 12, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 29, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
David Musyoka (Guest) on May 25, 2019
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 23, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Abdullah (Guest) on May 21, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 15, 2019
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 14, 2019
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 10, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 1, 2019
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Biashara (Guest) on May 1, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Omar (Guest) on April 29, 2019
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 3, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on March 30, 2019
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 26, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
David Sokoine (Guest) on March 20, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Kiza (Guest) on March 19, 2019
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 8, 2019
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 2, 2019
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Mhina (Guest) on February 26, 2019
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Ndoto (Guest) on February 19, 2019
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Omar (Guest) on February 18, 2019
😆 Still cracking up!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on February 18, 2019
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Mwakisu (Guest) on February 17, 2019
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 13, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Selemani (Guest) on February 11, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on February 9, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
David Musyoka (Guest) on February 7, 2019
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Zubeida (Guest) on February 6, 2019
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️