What has four wheels and flies?

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 15, 2019

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 15, 2019

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 13, 2019

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 9, 2019

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 8, 2019

🤣 Pure genius!

Husna (Guest) on November 3, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

David Kawawa (Guest) on October 30, 2019

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 22, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 10, 2019

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Khamis (Guest) on October 8, 2019

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 7, 2019

🤣 This one got me good!

Salma (Guest) on September 26, 2019

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Aziza (Guest) on September 11, 2019

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 10, 2019

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 5, 2019

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 23, 2019

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 19, 2019

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Mariam (Guest) on August 18, 2019

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 14, 2019

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Safiya (Guest) on August 13, 2019

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Bakari (Guest) on August 11, 2019

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Ndoto (Guest) on July 19, 2019

😂 So funny!

Ndoto (Guest) on June 30, 2019

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Kiza (Guest) on June 30, 2019

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Daudi (Guest) on June 19, 2019

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Saidi (Guest) on May 31, 2019

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 29, 2019

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Rahma (Guest) on May 28, 2019

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Jamila (Guest) on May 13, 2019

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

John Kamande (Guest) on May 3, 2019

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Victor Malima (Guest) on May 3, 2019

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Abubakar (Guest) on April 24, 2019

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 19, 2019

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 11, 2019

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Ali (Guest) on April 4, 2019

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Ramadhan (Guest) on March 27, 2019

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Mzee (Guest) on March 26, 2019

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 19, 2019

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 15, 2019

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Abubakar (Guest) on March 4, 2019

😅 I’m still laughing!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 3, 2019

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Fadhili (Guest) on February 18, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 3, 2019

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Nashon (Guest) on February 1, 2019

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Rabia (Guest) on January 12, 2019

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Umi (Guest) on January 5, 2019

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 30, 2018

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 27, 2018

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Sharifa (Guest) on December 26, 2018

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Fadhila (Guest) on December 22, 2018

😆 I’m dying over here!

Mwakisu (Guest) on December 20, 2018

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 14, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Frank Macha (Guest) on December 10, 2018

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 9, 2018

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 6, 2018

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 30, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Safiya (Guest) on November 27, 2018

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 25, 2018

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 25, 2018

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Michael Mboya (Guest) on November 22, 2018

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋