Short Answer: Use a megaphone and a time machine! π£π¦β°
Explanation: The best way to talk to a T-Rex is by using a megaphone to amplify your voice, so they can hear you over their loud roars! And since T-Rexes lived millions of years ago, you'll need a time machine to travel back in time and find one to have a conversation with. Just remember, be careful not to become their afternoon snack! ππ΄π
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 20, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
Majid (Guest) on October 18, 2019
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
James Kimani (Guest) on October 17, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
Yusra (Guest) on October 5, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
Tambwe (Guest) on September 29, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
Kazija (Guest) on September 28, 2019
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
Kassim (Guest) on September 6, 2019
π This is too funny!
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 6, 2019
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 30, 2019
π Iβm still chuckling at this!
Husna (Guest) on August 7, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 23, 2019
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
Joy Wacera (Guest) on July 22, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
Mohamed (Guest) on July 19, 2019
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 8, 2019
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 4, 2019
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 1, 2019
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 1, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 1, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
Habiba (Guest) on May 31, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Zulekha (Guest) on May 31, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Farida (Guest) on May 24, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
Binti (Guest) on May 14, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
Chris Okello (Guest) on May 13, 2019
π Needed this laugh, thanks!
Hekima (Guest) on May 11, 2019
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Masika (Guest) on May 5, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 29, 2019
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
Ali (Guest) on April 27, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 26, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
Masika (Guest) on April 26, 2019
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
Grace Minja (Guest) on April 23, 2019
π Gotta save this!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 20, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 13, 2019
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 10, 2019
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 24, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
Athumani (Guest) on March 20, 2019
Iβve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. π§ββοΈπ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 14, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 27, 2019
π Mood instantly lifted!
Amir (Guest) on February 23, 2019
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Abubakar (Guest) on February 13, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Victor Malima (Guest) on February 11, 2019
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on February 10, 2019
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Irene Makena (Guest) on February 8, 2019
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³
Fikiri (Guest) on January 30, 2019
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 18, 2019
π Rolling on the floor!
Anna Malela (Guest) on January 16, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. π€π
Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 31, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 16, 2018
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 15, 2018
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
Chris Okello (Guest) on December 15, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
James Kimani (Guest) on December 3, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 30, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 26, 2018
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 19, 2018
π Iβm still laughing!
George Ndungu (Guest) on November 15, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 12, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
Salma (Guest) on October 19, 2018
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! π π§
Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 17, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 12, 2018
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
John Malisa (Guest) on October 11, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 10, 2018
π Pure comedy gold!