Short Answer: Pencils go to the Pen-cil Islands for vacation! 🏝️✏️
Explanation: The answer plays on the wordplay between "pen" and "pencil." Instead of going to a typical vacation spot, pencils choose to go to the "Pen-cil Islands" because it sounds like a place specifically for writing utensils. The use of the emoji adds a touch of fun and excitement to the answer.
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 19, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 18, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 10, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 2, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 1, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Josephine (Guest) on September 23, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 20, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 20, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Rahma (Guest) on September 12, 2019
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Selemani (Guest) on September 7, 2019
😆 That punchline was epic!
George Wanjala (Guest) on September 7, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 6, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 24, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Mjaka (Guest) on August 12, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 3, 2019
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 26, 2019
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 24, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Zuhura (Guest) on July 23, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 13, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Salma (Guest) on July 13, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 9, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 2, 2019
😁 This just made my day!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 17, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Jamila (Guest) on June 14, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 14, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 13, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on June 13, 2019
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Mwajuma (Guest) on June 12, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Kheri (Guest) on June 8, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Mchawi (Guest) on June 8, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 5, 2019
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Sultan (Guest) on May 29, 2019
😄 Perfect joke!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 13, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 10, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on May 7, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 4, 2019
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Omar (Guest) on April 29, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 22, 2019
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Latifa (Guest) on April 21, 2019
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Fadhili (Guest) on April 16, 2019
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 13, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 29, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 26, 2019
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 26, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 15, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Rehema (Guest) on March 15, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Josephine (Guest) on March 13, 2019
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Nuru (Guest) on March 9, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 6, 2019
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 5, 2019
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 7, 2019
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Baridi (Guest) on February 3, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 3, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
James Kawawa (Guest) on January 28, 2019
🤣 This one’s fire!
Fadhili (Guest) on January 17, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 14, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 13, 2019
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Masika (Guest) on January 10, 2019
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 8, 2019
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 8, 2019
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬