The ruler! 📏 Because it measures up to be the absolute ruler of the classroom! 😄 Plus, it's always ready to lay down the law when it comes to straight lines and perfect angles. No other school supply can quite measure up to its regal status! 🤴🏼👑
Explanation: This answer plays with the double meaning of "king" in the question, incorporating the ruler (the measuring tool) as the humorous king of the classroom. The use of emojis adds a playful touch to the response, emphasizing the ruler's authority and importance in maintaining order and precision in the classroom.
John Mwangi (Guest) on May 6, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
John Mushi (Guest) on May 5, 2020
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 22, 2020
😄 What a joke!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 19, 2020
🤣 Pure genius!
Yusra (Guest) on April 10, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Ahmed (Guest) on April 4, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 28, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 28, 2020
😁 Added to my favorites!
Amir (Guest) on March 27, 2020
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Fatuma (Guest) on March 26, 2020
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 26, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Sultan (Guest) on March 18, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 14, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Sultan (Guest) on March 8, 2020
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 25, 2020
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Salima (Guest) on February 15, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Robert Okello (Guest) on February 8, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Moses Mwita (Guest) on February 1, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Kheri (Guest) on January 17, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 31, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 29, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Abdullah (Guest) on December 22, 2019
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on December 20, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 9, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 7, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 2, 2019
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 11, 2019
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😂 This is a keeper!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 27, 2019
😅 I needed that laugh!
Rubea (Guest) on October 19, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 14, 2019
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Husna (Guest) on October 12, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 2, 2019
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Mariam (Guest) on September 26, 2019
😄 You got me good!
Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 15, 2019
😂 So funny!
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 11, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 25, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 15, 2019
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 4, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 30, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Jaffar (Guest) on July 25, 2019
😄 Too good!
Hashim (Guest) on July 17, 2019
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Leila (Guest) on July 9, 2019
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Khalifa (Guest) on June 25, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 14, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 28, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Asha (Guest) on May 25, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Maimuna (Guest) on May 23, 2019
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 25, 2019
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Mwinyi (Guest) on April 19, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Biashara (Guest) on April 8, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 7, 2019
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Fikiri (Guest) on April 4, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Mariam (Guest) on April 4, 2019
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Sharifa (Guest) on April 2, 2019
😁 This is gold!
Kijakazi (Guest) on March 30, 2019
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 29, 2019
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣