Short Answer: Because they taste funny! 🤡🍴
Explanation: Animals don't eat clowns because they taste funny, not in a ha-ha funny way, but in a strange and unusual way. Clowns are known for their colorful outfits, exaggerated makeup, and funny antics, so animals might find their taste rather peculiar and not very appetizing. It's best to leave the clowns for the humans to enjoy at the circus! 🎪🦁🍿
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 5, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
John Malisa (Guest) on September 30, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 17, 2019
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 12, 2019
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
John Mushi (Guest) on September 9, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 9, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Chum (Guest) on September 5, 2019
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Husna (Guest) on August 28, 2019
😅 I needed that!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 23, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 22, 2019
🤣 Sending this now!
Daudi (Guest) on August 21, 2019
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Zakia (Guest) on August 18, 2019
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 15, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Jamal (Guest) on August 15, 2019
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Juma (Guest) on August 9, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
David Chacha (Guest) on July 28, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Mgeni (Guest) on July 22, 2019
🤣 This one got me good!
Nchi (Guest) on July 9, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Samuel Were (Guest) on July 8, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 6, 2019
😅 I needed that laugh!
Selemani (Guest) on June 29, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Halimah (Guest) on June 21, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 2, 2019
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 1, 2019
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 1, 2019
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Abubakari (Guest) on May 30, 2019
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Latifa (Guest) on May 25, 2019
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Abubakar (Guest) on May 20, 2019
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Hassan (Guest) on May 8, 2019
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
John Malisa (Guest) on May 5, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 30, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Mjaka (Guest) on April 27, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 20, 2019
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 4, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
David Nyerere (Guest) on March 25, 2019
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Mazrui (Guest) on March 24, 2019
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Umi (Guest) on March 22, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Mwajuma (Guest) on March 18, 2019
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Selemani (Guest) on March 14, 2019
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 11, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Ann Awino (Guest) on March 7, 2019
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Amani (Guest) on March 3, 2019
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Rabia (Guest) on March 1, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Josephine (Guest) on February 17, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 16, 2019
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 14, 2019
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Nahida (Guest) on February 9, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Rehema (Guest) on February 9, 2019
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Mwinyi (Guest) on February 8, 2019
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 8, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
George Tenga (Guest) on February 6, 2019
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Latifa (Guest) on January 29, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 22, 2019
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 18, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Mashaka (Guest) on January 13, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Abubakar (Guest) on January 6, 2019
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Warda (Guest) on January 5, 2019
😂 This is too funny!
Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 4, 2019
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 20, 2018
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 12, 2018
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬