Short Answer: Because they don't want to quack up mid-flight! ๐ฆ๐
Explanation: Ducks are known for their quacking sound, which is their way of communicating. Since telling jokes would require them to make different sounds, they avoid it while flying to avoid any potential mishaps. After all, it wouldn't be very graceful for a duck to burst into laughter mid-flight! So, they save their jokes for when they're safely on the ground. ๐คญ๐ฌ๏ธ
Grace Minja (Guest) on November 22, 2019
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 21, 2019
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Zulekha (Guest) on November 1, 2019
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Hawa (Guest) on October 26, 2019
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 20, 2019
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 17, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Biashara (Guest) on October 13, 2019
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Jamal (Guest) on October 5, 2019
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 4, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Tambwe (Guest) on October 2, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 30, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Kassim (Guest) on September 24, 2019
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 19, 2019
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 14, 2019
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 12, 2019
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Amir (Guest) on September 11, 2019
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Zulekha (Guest) on September 10, 2019
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Omari (Guest) on September 8, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Nuru (Guest) on September 7, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Raha (Guest) on September 7, 2019
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 4, 2019
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 2, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 2, 2019
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Khatib (Guest) on August 30, 2019
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
John Mushi (Guest) on August 29, 2019
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 24, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Bahati (Guest) on August 24, 2019
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 23, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Rehema (Guest) on August 22, 2019
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Jabir (Guest) on August 20, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 16, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 15, 2019
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Azima (Guest) on August 13, 2019
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
James Kimani (Guest) on August 6, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 4, 2019
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Farida (Guest) on August 3, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 2, 2019
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Halima (Guest) on July 27, 2019
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 27, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Abdullah (Guest) on July 25, 2019
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 22, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 19, 2019
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 18, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Amani (Guest) on July 7, 2019
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Ali (Guest) on July 4, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 3, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Salima (Guest) on July 3, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Rahim (Guest) on June 30, 2019
๐ This made my day!
Maida (Guest) on June 26, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Mzee (Guest) on June 25, 2019
๐ What a joke!
David Chacha (Guest) on June 17, 2019
๐ I needed that!
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 2, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Biashara (Guest) on June 1, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 23, 2019
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 19, 2019
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Khalifa (Guest) on May 5, 2019
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Zawadi (Guest) on May 3, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Rukia (Guest) on April 16, 2019
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Binti (Guest) on April 15, 2019
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Mgeni (Guest) on April 11, 2019
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐