Aziza (Guest) on March 13, 2020

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Abubakari (Guest) on March 12, 2020

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Omari (Guest) on March 11, 2020

🤣 This one’s fire!

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 7, 2020

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 1, 2020

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Zulekha (Guest) on February 27, 2020

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Nora Kidata (Guest) on February 26, 2020

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Mariam (Guest) on February 21, 2020

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 10, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Zulekha (Guest) on February 6, 2020

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Umi (Guest) on February 5, 2020

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Zakia (Guest) on January 31, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Rahim (Guest) on January 29, 2020

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 26, 2020

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Makame (Guest) on January 21, 2020

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 19, 2020

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 11, 2020

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 7, 2020

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 3, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Raha (Guest) on December 7, 2019

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 27, 2019

😆 This one really got me!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 21, 2019

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

James Kimani (Guest) on November 4, 2019

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Peter Otieno (Guest) on October 29, 2019

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Kiza (Guest) on October 22, 2019

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Nashon (Guest) on October 15, 2019

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Kiza (Guest) on October 11, 2019

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 23, 2019

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 19, 2019

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 14, 2019

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 8, 2019

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 2, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 29, 2019

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

David Nyerere (Guest) on August 15, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 12, 2019

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Zulekha (Guest) on August 9, 2019

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 25, 2019

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Saidi (Guest) on July 19, 2019

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Kiza (Guest) on July 19, 2019

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 18, 2019

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 14, 2019

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 13, 2019

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 9, 2019

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mwafirika (Guest) on July 2, 2019

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Rukia (Guest) on June 29, 2019

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Muslima (Guest) on June 28, 2019

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Umi (Guest) on June 17, 2019

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

James Malima (Guest) on June 14, 2019

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 12, 2019

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 31, 2019

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Victor Malima (Guest) on May 10, 2019

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 8, 2019

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Ann Awino (Guest) on April 24, 2019

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 13, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 9, 2019

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 5, 2019

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 3, 2019

😄 You got me good!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 26, 2019

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 18, 2019

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 16, 2019

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔