Short Answer: Because he was standing on the deck!
Explanation: The pirate couldn't play cards because he was standing on the deck of the ship, which would make it quite challenging to hold onto the cards as they would likely be blown away by the wind. 🃏🏴☠️
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 20, 2019
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on October 14, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 28, 2019
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 26, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Fatuma (Guest) on September 18, 2019
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Amina (Guest) on August 31, 2019
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 29, 2019
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Zulekha (Guest) on August 28, 2019
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 22, 2019
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Hassan (Guest) on August 15, 2019
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Kiza (Guest) on August 8, 2019
😂 I’m dying!
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 8, 2019
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Nahida (Guest) on August 1, 2019
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 27, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 26, 2019
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Nchi (Guest) on July 18, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 17, 2019
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 15, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 3, 2019
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 29, 2019
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 29, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Jafari (Guest) on June 28, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 28, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 26, 2019
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Muslima (Guest) on June 21, 2019
😆 That punchline!
Tabu (Guest) on June 17, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Sharifa (Guest) on June 7, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 7, 2019
😂 So funny!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 3, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 14, 2019
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Rehema (Guest) on May 1, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Nyota (Guest) on April 25, 2019
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
David Nyerere (Guest) on April 23, 2019
🤣 This one got me good!
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 13, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Abdullah (Guest) on April 7, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 1, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Salum (Guest) on March 29, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 27, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Samuel Were (Guest) on March 24, 2019
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Mwalimu (Guest) on March 23, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 17, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Aziza (Guest) on March 16, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
George Tenga (Guest) on March 11, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Mohamed (Guest) on March 11, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Nahida (Guest) on March 4, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 22, 2019
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Nancy Komba (Guest) on February 12, 2019
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 2, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 26, 2019
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Hawa (Guest) on January 24, 2019
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Amina (Guest) on January 18, 2019
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Joy Wacera (Guest) on January 17, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Maulid (Guest) on January 15, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 14, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on January 6, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Victor Malima (Guest) on January 6, 2019
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 29, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Hassan (Guest) on December 15, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 13, 2018
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 12, 2018
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤