How do bears keep their den cool in the summer?

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 7, 2019

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

James Malima (Guest) on January 12, 2019

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Rashid (Guest) on December 12, 2018

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 6, 2018

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 2, 2018

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Rose Waithera (Guest) on November 21, 2018

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Sarafina (Guest) on November 17, 2018

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 16, 2018

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Rose Waithera (Guest) on November 10, 2018

😂 I’m saving this one!

Safiya (Guest) on November 8, 2018

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Safiya (Guest) on November 6, 2018

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 27, 2018

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Faiza (Guest) on October 25, 2018

😂 Gotta save this!

Hamida (Guest) on October 23, 2018

😆 I’m dying over here!

Jamal (Guest) on October 12, 2018

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 11, 2018

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Rahim (Guest) on September 26, 2018

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Aziza (Guest) on September 24, 2018

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 21, 2018

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 17, 2018

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Neema (Guest) on September 13, 2018

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 18, 2018

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Chum (Guest) on August 1, 2018

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

John Mwangi (Guest) on July 28, 2018

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Chiku (Guest) on July 27, 2018

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 18, 2018

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 7, 2018

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

David Ochieng (Guest) on June 27, 2018

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 13, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Sumaya (Guest) on June 11, 2018

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Zulekha (Guest) on June 7, 2018

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

John Malisa (Guest) on June 3, 2018

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 20, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

John Lissu (Guest) on May 17, 2018

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Mwanais (Guest) on May 14, 2018

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 9, 2018

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 7, 2018

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 22, 2018

😄 What a joke!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 21, 2018

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Binti (Guest) on April 20, 2018

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 9, 2018

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 4, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 3, 2018

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 22, 2018

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

David Musyoka (Guest) on March 20, 2018

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

John Mushi (Guest) on March 15, 2018

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Zulekha (Guest) on March 7, 2018

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Chiku (Guest) on March 6, 2018

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on February 17, 2018

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

George Ndungu (Guest) on January 31, 2018

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Husna (Guest) on January 15, 2018

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 9, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Selemani (Guest) on January 5, 2018

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

George Tenga (Guest) on December 22, 2017

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Baraka (Guest) on December 16, 2017

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 14, 2017

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 7, 2017

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Makame (Guest) on December 3, 2017

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 17, 2017

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

David Kawawa (Guest) on November 17, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎