Short Answer: π§ββοΈ Elf-abetics! ππ
Explanation: Elves in school learn the Elf-abetics, which is like the alphabet but specifically designed for mischievous little elves! They have their own unique letters and quirky spelling rules. So, while we learn ABCs, they master their Elf-abetics! πβ¨
Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 8, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π ποΈ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 25, 2018
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 16, 2018
Iβve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnβt say that' to 'What the heck, letβs see what happens'. π€·ββοΈπ€
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 12, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
Shani (Guest) on July 1, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. Iβm not falling for that again. π§Ήπ
Sofia (Guest) on July 1, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
Mchawi (Guest) on July 1, 2018
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
Mchuma (Guest) on June 18, 2018
π That punchline!
Kiza (Guest) on June 14, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Mwachumu (Guest) on June 11, 2018
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
Salima (Guest) on June 5, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 29, 2018
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
David Chacha (Guest) on May 29, 2018
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
George Ndungu (Guest) on May 20, 2018
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. π€π
Jane Muthui (Guest) on May 14, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
Muslima (Guest) on May 2, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Amir (Guest) on April 19, 2018
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 16, 2018
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 10, 2018
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 5, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
Habiba (Guest) on March 23, 2018
π You totally won the internet today!
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 23, 2018
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 23, 2018
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 9, 2018
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 5, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ
Mchuma (Guest) on February 26, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Azima (Guest) on February 23, 2018
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
Fatuma (Guest) on February 15, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ππ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 11, 2018
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 9, 2018
π Iβm definitely stealing this one!
Mwakisu (Guest) on February 8, 2018
π Gotta save this!
Abdillah (Guest) on February 7, 2018
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
Halima (Guest) on February 6, 2018
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on February 3, 2018
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 23, 2018
This joke deserves an award! π
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 17, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 15, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
Mustafa (Guest) on January 15, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 27, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
Mariam (Guest) on December 26, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 15, 2017
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 13, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 11, 2017
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Raha (Guest) on December 3, 2017
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
Maulid (Guest) on November 25, 2017
π Iβm saving this one!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 23, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Zulekha (Guest) on November 15, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
Sekela (Guest) on October 30, 2017
Why donβt koalas make great detectives? Theyβre terrible at following koal-ifications! π¨π΅οΈββοΈ
Zainab (Guest) on October 28, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
Nuru (Guest) on October 27, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. π΄
Fadhili (Guest) on October 25, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ππ
Asha (Guest) on September 20, 2017
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
Hassan (Guest) on September 20, 2017
Iβve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. π§ββοΈπ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on September 10, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 9, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
Ali (Guest) on September 8, 2017
Whatβs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! π°π€
Mohamed (Guest) on September 3, 2017
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
Rubea (Guest) on August 21, 2017
π Pure comedy gold!
Salima (Guest) on August 14, 2017
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 11, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ